Ever seen a UFO?

Unfortunately, no. Have you?

Yes, but they had no interest in abducting me.

What did they/it look like?

It was a fleet of bright orange lights. I live in Nevada.

no. but i think we’re not supposed to see ‘em..

Oh, sorry, you’re right. No, I didn’t see anything. The authorities say there are no UFOs, I don’t believe in UFOs.

I’ve seen loads…...they weren’t aliens (I don’t think), but unidentified…...then again, I don’t know much about aircrafts, so to me most of them are unidentified….

What did they look like?

some have beaks, most have wings (metal or feathery).....some were just odd – and the occasional one hit me on the head (but I’m sure it had no lasting effect….)

What did the aliens hit you on the head with? Did it hurt? Did they talk? Why did they hit you?

yes it hurt, I’m sure I heard voices and I guess I was in the way….....as for it being aliens…those kids down the road don’t seem altogether human, but I’m not sure they’re ET…..

I can’t get beak image out of my mind.

lol…....it least it’s just the image that hit you…

Kaw, kawwww….

So the kids had beaks, but they were human. Where was this?

lmao…....that’d be so cool…....but I said I’d seen loads of unidentified flying objects…..some just seem to fly above (beaks and all) and laugh at me, other’s seem to come from the neighbors garden….....(like hurling balls).....

I’m assuming they hit you on the head with their metal wings. Are you from the Government?

This is just too bizarre for me, and I’m pretty bizarre myself. So what is it that is hurled at you from the neighbor’s garden?

wildflower you are something else. I can’t stop laughing. So what’s going on in your neighbor’s garden?

Wait. You’re serious about all this aren’t you?

lmao…..absolutely!!.....(although I really can’t identify birds and planes and I have had frisbees and hurling balls come rocketing from next door…....although most of the time I manage to duck…but that’s just not as colourful)

frisbees with beaks?

now there’s something you don’t see every day!.......you’re quite stuck on those beaks huh?

I have beak envy.

lol….....maybe a summer-job at Disney Land can help you with that (assuming they’ll let you be Daisy Duck)

I spend too much time sniffing the other mascots.

Is that what they told you last time?

They also didn’t like the fact that I would bring in my own mascot heads. I don’t get why they’re so strict.

awww…..‘The evil Empire’ didn’t appreciate your initiative? who would’ve thought!

I don’t know what you’re talking about. MIckey talks to me all the time. He [sounds like a she] directs my movement.

right….....that explains a few things….....now are you sure you never saw a UFO?

Who knows

I think you know, you’re just scared of telling because Mickey will be angry if you do…...and I’m sure it’s not wise to anger a giant mouse with a girl’s voice…

You’re making he/she scream. Let’s get back on topic and talk about beaks, please…

yikes!....alright…...so, if you could choose a beak for yourself, what kind would it be?

This would do the trick.

I’d go with this one myself

That’s cute.

Puffins: the clowns of the sea

Look at this trouble maker.

cute, yet ewy…...and the quote below is just disturbing.

I feel like my mom for just sending you that picture. What will I like next?...Talking animal commercials?

lol…...or little kids dressed in victorian clothes….btw, reckon psyla minds we’ve demolished his/her thread?

No.

No demolishment taken. Many abductees report beaked aliens. Myself, I’d choose a Set beak so I could hack up Osiris.

Serrated edge, or no?

No, Set has no serrations on his beak.

I wonder if an octopus beak could hack up anything.

We have iron to carry oxygen in our blood. Octopi don’t use iron, they use copper. Octopi have small beaks next to their anus. It’s not an attractive location for a beak. Did you know they compared chicken & dinosaur DNA & have proven that chickens, & all birds in general, are descended from dinosaurs?

TyraniBurger!

hahaha…..I’ll have a dinosaur with coleslaw and chips!

You guys are just too funny for your own good !!

Here’s the beak i’d pick. Good for poking people xD

Nice! That’s like a Lee Press On beak.

If I did, I certainly wouldn’t report it !