What's the best toilet paper in the world?

My brand of choice is Andrex – mind you, I don’t even know if you get that over there.
As for environmentally friendly…They’re not great, but appear to be trying

#2 for Andrex

City plumbing or septic systerm? That makes a huge difference.

Certainly not Scott brand. My parents buy that stuff, and it SUCKS.

I don’t want to hear any “You still live with your parents” jokes. I’m 14.

@gailcalled city, but I’d be curious to hear your recommendations for both.

@gailcalled: That’s a good point. I was going purely for comfort.

Here we think about our septic system first and our bottoms second.. Primary is one-ply (much of the TP sold here says “for septic systems). I stay away from brown scratchy stuff, but other than that, I buy in bulk, probably house brand.

Having a clogged pipe is both a major nuisance and very expensive. No town sewers here anywhere.

I also have signs next to my toilets saying “only toilet paper and usual, please. No tampons, match sticks, cigarettes, secret coded messages.”

Get a roll of environmental-friendly paper from health food store, one from super market and one of the over-advertized ones, like Charmin. Use the tush touch test. (Then report back.)

I have lived with this septic system since 1986. So I have no other opinion.

I like Cottonelle with ripples. Its like Ruffles chips but for your bum. I think they are soft and durable. No perfumes or dyes in my TP. I also keep some of the wet wipes nearby just in case.

@erik: I can’t believe that I just ran up two flights of stairs to check my TP brand. “Single ply, Septic safe, 1000 sheets/roll, six pack, Scott.” I have had no complaints from anyone so far..

white cloud double rolls

any that your fingers don’t burst through!

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Unscented biodegradable babywipes.

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Pixie’s toilet paper is the best. It’s a local brand here in Wales.

100 dollar bills.