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What's your version of the "C" word?

Asked by MyNewtBoobs (19069points) October 13th, 2010

I know one woman’s is “cocktail waitress”, and another’s was “bint”. What’s yours?

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SamIAm's avatar

unt… it’s just so dirty. yuck.

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Blackberry's avatar

Bint? That doesn’t start with a ‘C’ lol. Sometimes I say ‘Cockmonger’.

Vunessuh's avatar

Cunt, candy or corndog.
I can’t decide. All of them are yummy.

filmfann's avatar

Gotta agree with .unt
It’s one of those words that just flat out says fuck you.

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Blackberry's avatar

@noelleptc Yes, it rolls off the tongue nicely lol.

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MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@Blackberry I doesn’t have to start with C. That’s why I put it in there.

@filmfann But is it the worst insult you could hurl at someone?

poisonedantidote's avatar

Worst insult you could hurl at someone… for me its either “you fucking waste of cum” or one we have in spain “me cago en tus muertos”. this roughly translates in to “I shit on all your dead relatives”.

Blackberry's avatar

@papayalily Oh, I get it. You’re asking what our worst insult is, using the c-word as an example because it’s seen as a really bad word?

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@Blackberry The word so awful you wouldn’t use it except for maybe the woman who stole your husband, or the college buddy that kidnapped your kid, etc. Probably something you’d never call anyone on the internet.

Vunessuh's avatar

That wouldn’t be a word. That would be a phrase.

How about you cunty cocksucking cumdumping crappy clitoris?

Blackberry's avatar

@papayalily Ah I see. I agree with Vunessuh, it would be a phrase, or even a rant. One word doesn’t achieve the full impact. If I want to hurt someone with words, I have to unload a full clip :)

chyna's avatar

I hate the word and don’t even use it.

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@chyna But… what is the word?

chyna's avatar

@papayalily Oh no, you can’t trick me into saying it. No way.

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@chyna Ok, how about in Pig Latin? If it helps, I was hoping to get some good vocab from this thread for a paper, so you’d be helping and everything.

Also, how is it your worst insult if you won’t ever say it no matter what? I mean, mine is floosie. I’ve only called one woman it in my whole life, and she really deserved it. But I have no problem typing it because it’s not directed at anyone right now.

chyna's avatar

Ok, since the C word is the worst word I can think of, and I reserve it for the worst offenders I will call someone the C word, as in “Becky is such the C word.”

bob_'s avatar

I just say cunt. Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt. It’s not that bad.

chyna's avatar

Thank you @bob_ .

bob_'s avatar

@chyna I aim to please.

Blackberry's avatar

Haha! CUNT! Lol…....

Nullo's avatar

Are we referring to the eventual contents of Thomas Crapper’s invention? If so, then I’ll sometimes say ‘carp.’

jerv's avatar

Cum-gargling horse-fucker!

Blueroses's avatar

I enjoy reclaiming the word cunt. It’s not too cutsie.
I also laugh every time Chelsea Handler uses “pikachu” or “gaschlopus” (however that’s spelled).

downtide's avatar

In the UK it doesn’t seem to be regarded as any worse than any other swear word. I was surprised when I found out how much worse it’s considered to be in the US.

Cruiser's avatar

Cake….Chocolate Cake! Yum!

OpryLeigh's avatar

I’m the only woman I know who doesn’t actually mind the “C” word although I use it more as an insult than a name for my lady parts! There isn’t really one word that I use for female genitalia. Fanny is used a lot over here (England) and I sometimes say that but usually only in a jokey enviroment although I believe that Americans use the word fanny for bottom!

Nullo's avatar

@downtide It’s ok; nobody here really gets why “bloody” is supposed to be so offensive over there. Yay cultural mutations!

Blueroses's avatar

So, “bloody cunt” is guaranteed to offend somebody?

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MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@downtide Is it really considered worse over in the States, or are most Americans just more uptight than Brits and are for more interested in feigning offense than in laughing?

downtide's avatar

@papayalily The times I’ve seen it mentioned, Americans seemed genunely horrified.
@Nullo “bloody” isn’t that bad either. Much milder than “fuck”. To be honest I don’t think we have any swear word at all that’s as bad as “cunt” is to an American.

OpryLeigh's avatar

@downtide “bloody” is the only swear word that my Grandmother doesn’t clip me round the ear if she hears me use it!

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tearsxsolitude's avatar

I don’t mean to be rude or anything, but ‘cunt’ is honestly the first word that comes to mind.

Neizvestnaya's avatar

Cooter unless it’s directed at a guy, for some reason I end up calling more of them cu—s that any females.

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