He was the first President of the United States.

Erik,

I deeply hope someone stole your iPhone.

Erik,

I hate you. This is why I need to check my calendar every morning.

Is someone multitasking? And failing miserably at it?

On who’s birthday do you get sales on shoes?

Is this a question? I’m confused…

Oh wait, its Columbus Day I’m thinking of. Sorry, not from the US.

Who is that dude on the one dollar bill?

Why’d they build that big phallic monument to this guy?

How come he gets to be on my money?

Fluther Jeopardy

who is George Washington?

Trebeck: That is correct!

Ok Alex I’ll take Cap’n obvious for $300

Trebeck: “how do I win her heart?”

*buzzer

What is “it doesn’t matter you’re only in Jr. high.

Trebeck: That is correct!

What does this mean?

John Hanson was the first president. This was under the articles of confederation which preceeded the constitution. Of course, Washington was the first constitutional president.

Well, I’ll be schumckered!

You’re right about the first President’s gender.

However, he is still the first dude that was a US Prez.