What is one thing about yourself that you have never told the folks here on Fluther?

My name.

I went through a phase where I was completely asexual. It lasted about a year and a half and I was afraid that I was never going to change.

Same answer as @xxii and still won’t.

Same answer as @Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard

I have told you folks an awful lot, truthfully, more than most of my real life friends. I’ll tell you something new though. :)

I have a catalogue of genetic attributes that must have come from my biological father:

1. Small nose Everyone else in my family got my grandma’s large and distinguished nose.
2. Freckles
3. Period cramps Really, no one else in my family gets them. Thanks Dad.
4. Weight gain It’s really weird. I gain weight in my stomach and my boobs. The other women in my family gain weight in their butts and thighs.

She said boobs. Now I can’t concentrate, thanks.

I’m really a secret agent, and I have massive files on everyone here. You’re all going to prison.

I can’t remember about 9/10ths of my childhood .

@shpadoinkle_sue Oh, wow. Come to think of it, neither can I. I know I had a fairly happy childhood, but I only have a few specific memories of it; the rest is very vague.

Well, it’s like this: If I haven’t at this point told the thing to anyone on Fluther, I am not about to start now. But I’m so glad about you!

There isn’t really anything relevant about myself that I have intentionally withheld from Fluther. One thing on my mind though is that I’m not ready (for a variety of things… graduation has been on my mind most lately.) I’m starting to feel anxious. I’m sure it will pass.

Best of wishes to you and your significant other :) Sounds exciting!

my preferences relating to Seahorse porn… and my last name

Too late, I told them the last time this question came up.

My secret superhero identity.

Geez, I tell everybody everything, no mystery here. And I have a bridge to sell you.
@KatawaGrey: I do not have a large distinguished nose. I have a mid-sized blob nose.

Pretty much everything has been covered.

-Pissing on a houseplant instead of using fertilizer
-Murder in the family
-Having a gun pointed at me while a family member called me a fag and told me God wanted me dead
-Pretty much every odd thing you can do with urine
-ex that wanted me to see if I could rape her

I could go on. But you should get the point. I’m pretty much a open book.

When people think I’m taking diligent notes about arguements when I’m debating in Speech & Debate, sometimes I’m actually writing mean things about my opponent.
“why is your skirt so short, this is Debate, not a brothel, you hussy!”

I think you guys know just about everything there is to know about me. Some of that information may or may not have been shared under a different user name, though. ;)

Men reeeally like it when I get domin… os with sausage and pepperoni

Dale’s favorite position.

@Austinlad : Astride? ;-)

My name

Geez, @seazen , so far you’ve gotten 7 GAs commenting on my daughter’s boobs. Watch it there, fella.

@JilltheTooth You said boobs again.

@seazen: Thus destroying any coherent thought for the rest of the day. Oops.

I know how to properly hang a person

I have flat feet. And since @johnpowell mentioned it, my grandmother killed one of her husbands. He was abusive and deserved it, but it’s all very hush-hush in the family.

My real name, the name of the company I work for, and the real names of my family. And a handful of weird and spooky things that have happened to me in the past.

@downtide : Are you saving the weird and spooky for Hallowe’en? C’mon, say you’ll tell us weird and spooky stuff on Hallowe’en!

If I haven’t told Fluther by now, then’s it’s not likely to become public. Some folks on this site know more about me than family, friends, and coworkers do.

@JilltheTooth No, because it will completely ruin my reputation as a sane and rational atheist :P

My eyeglass prescription. Otherwise, pretty much everything else is out there.

My bra size
Where I work
My partner’s name
My dog’s name
What type of car/s I drive
My ethnicity
Favorite sexual position
lots of stuff

@Neizvestnaya I know all about you:
D
Fred
Ethel
Honda civic and Countach
Paisley
doggy on the kitchen table

I’ve been stalking you

@WillWorkForChocolate: You watch it there girlie! No fair using former wis.dm info gleaned through the years.

@Neizvestnaya I must be more scatterbrained than I thought- I don’t remember this name from wis.dm. Did you use a different name there?

I’ll be outside your window again tonight, hiding in the bushes. I would appreciate it if you would leave a beer outside for me.

@MissAnthrope :: Yeah. It was my mom that killed my dad. You can only beat people for so long until they snap. And if people wonder why she didn’t simply leave. He threatened to kill all of us if she did.

@WillWorkForChocolate, Dammit,I knew stealing that bubble gum in the second grade would catch up with me one day!
Wait a second. If you are really a spy, when did @KatawaGrey last have her cycle??

I can’t say.

Did someone say bra size. Dammit – can’t concentrate now.

Boobies.

@seazen : Does that ^ ^ ^ help your concentration? Way to go, @KatawaGrey !!!

@KatawaGrey There’s always one that is bigger than the other!

^^Hahaha!

@Pandora I am not at liberty to say. That is priveleged information.

Boobs are a man’s best friend. Friends.

@seazen – I’m pretty sure you’ve told us that before.

That was the first time. I tend to reinvent myself on occasion – thus keeping everyone amused and surprised.

What I meant was that we know you’re fond of ze boobies. My attempt at humor.

@MissAnthrope : said “boobies”. Now we’ve lost Zen for the rest of the day…

“The Boobs”, wasn’t that a Tom Hanks movie?

How great are boobs?