How do I cite this online article in my essay?

How do I cite this in my ESSAY not my Work Cited Page? Here is the website http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15130461/

There is no author, the title is extremely long, and I feel like shortening it to “No ****” seems inappropriate for my essay, ha ha.
I want to know how I’m supposed to write it in my essay…for example:

“This is my sentence from the online article” (What do I put in here?).

EDIT* MLA format! I forgot to mention.