NSFW-ish. I want to come up with a spell to go with my robe and wizard hat.
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October 20th, 2010
I think I’m just going to wear a robe and a wizard hat for Halloween this year, as a reference to the Bloodninja Saga (http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/bloodcyber.html)
I figure I’ll carry around a scroll with a spell related to it on it. I’m female, so I figure instead of using Level 8 Penis of the Infinite, I’ll go with Level 8 Boobs of the Infinite, but I don’t know what to put on the paper! Random Latin words is the best I can come up with. If you can come up with a better spell / spell name, I’d appreciate those thoughts as well.
By the way, if you want to help with the process, I plan on aging paper with tea/coffee, using double-sided tape to get it to stick to something round like a scroll (I might just roll some paper on itself over and over until its about a centimeter in diameter, put brown paper over it, and glue it shut. Double-sided tape the aged paper to that and roll it up. Not sure if it will work, but worth a try, right?
And, just for fun, I was looking at instructions to age paper, and came along with this:
“Do the same with the next tea bags only rub it gently. The paper’s practically soaked now and you don’t want it to tear, just wear it a down a bit.”
After reading the Bloodninja Saga, that sounds so dirty! Thought I’d share for fun.
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You mentioned Latin. Are you able to translate English to Latin? I was thinking translate Blue Oyster Cult’s Harvester of Eyes to Latin, or even leave it in English. Or the opening narrative in Shinedown’s The Dream. I have that written down if you need it.
I have some text (hieroglyphics) or something like that but you will not find any translation for them anywhere. These come from some plates that were found buried in mounds in North America and are very old. I can try and draw them for you if you wish?
I’m not trying to go for super serious (the Bloodninja Saga is the opposite of that… people try to cyber with Bloodninja and he basically trolls them (plays jokes on them, I guess), and the robe and wizard hat is one), but I do want it to look good. The only think I can come up with is just random words, have Google or a different service translate to Latin, and then open Word and put the spell name “Level 8 Boobs of the Infinite” in bold on top and a big paragraph of jibberish in italics underneath. Quick and dirty age the paper, roll it up, good to go.
However, I figured someone might be able to be more creative, and come up with a chant or something that is funny/sounds good. Plus, I think Boobs of the Infinite doesn’t make as much sense as Penis of the Infinite does (who wants long boobs?).
How about Boobs of the Expansiveness?
How about you post a question on here such as finish the following spell ” Best spell you could cast on someone if you were Bloodninja:May your Boobs/Penis….... Then translate to Latin if desired. Tap the wisdom(?) of the collective.
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In the 3.5e Dungeons and Dragons rule-set, there exists a book called Nymphology. Here is the PDF. The section titled New Erotic Magic Spells starts on page 14.
Boil, boil, wetness trouble,
something long becomes a schlong
which wilts beneath
rhinoceros poo.
I dare you!
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I trust you are wearing nothing beneath that robe.
@Foolaholic I heart you. I’m a geek inside, and have a ridiculous amount of appreciation for all things geeky.
@JustmeAman Definitely sounds better! Thanks!
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