Dallas, Texas.

What village is missing its idiot?

Where was JFK shot?

What city do I refuse to live in?

Number one place to fight a cowboy.

In what one city (okay, metro area) can y’all catch NFL, MLB, NBA, MLS, and NHL games, enjoy fine Tex-Mex, hit a water park and Six Flags, stroll the gay cowboy district, see cattle rustled down city streets, labor under three-digit temperatures, be within a three-hour direct flight of nearly any destination in the continental US (and parts of Central America), and get stuck in traffic of epic proportions on the way home?

Where’d I go to college?

What is the city with a (formerly) great football team, a church on every corner, awful traffic, oppressive heat, terrible air quality, a boastful sense of pretension and shallowness, a Bible-beating heavily Republican electorate, and will soon be further polluted by having the worst US president ever as a resident?

What city is everyone apparently confusing for Crawford, Texas, where George Bush has his ranch (about two hours away down I-35)?

What city is stereotyped solely based on others misguided views of a state they haven’t even been to? People’s views of Texas are horribly over exaggerated we are not all cowboys, rednecks, and bible thumpers.

what’s the capital of the lone star state?

(sigh)

@robmandu : lmao