What's the new Fluther feature?

14 minutes now.. I want to know too.

I WANT TO KNOW TOO, DAMNIT.

Seems kinda cruel taunting us like that. Just sayin’

Tell me now. ::stomps foot::

So 2 mods don’t know? Dammit, dammit, dammit!

Yeah… sucks really. I think I fell out of favor.~

SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE. AAAHHHHHH.

5, 4, 3, 2, 1….....

I got the last word in. Do I get to know now?

Bye guys. ::sniffle:: I’ll miss you.

Um… Nothing happened. Did I miss it?

I wonder what it is. Hope it is interesting.

Better search function? ::crosses fingers::

We’re adding a special section for those who dig seahorse porn so they can share, discover, rate and comment on various seahorse sextapes.

OMG! That is so exciting! I’ve been hoping, wishing, wanting that feature forever.

You’re the only one who digs seahorse porn, Tim. If you get your own special feature, I demand a Star Wars porn section.

Any other special requests taken? If so, I’d like a Muppet porn section. :D

Can I get a sushi bar and a large Sapporro?
Do not forget the wasabi- lots of wasabi.

ben was here

@timtrueman OMG, AWESOME!!!!!

Actually, truth be told, seahorse porn is rather boring. I mean seriously, there’s nothing exciting about it.

@rangerr mmmmm princess leia orgasm organa

@uberbatman I’m all for mother/daughter porn if it involves Padme/Leia.

@uberbatman @rangerr I am for any porn, ever, if it involves Padme.

Sorry to be a tease, but the new feature won’t be coming until tomorrow. :) It will be worth the wait though…

What?! We have to wait some more? Awww poop.

I don’t even.

How long can a jelly hold his/her breath?

What. The. EFF. @ben ????

Dry run. I am good with that. So long as it is worth the wait ~ :D

Am I too late for the seahorse porn? What did I miss, huh?

@hawaii_jake Seahorse Porn question

Seahorse porn section? What the hell is wrong with the world? Is there no respect for traditions anymore?

WHERE IS THE LESBIAN PORN SECTION?

Just get back to me when the protozoa start to get sticky. Awwwww, yeeeeaaaahhh, baby!

Thanks.

I’m with @bob_ on that one – in the very least, lesbian seahorse porn. Or threesomes.

I’m with @bob_ We need lesbian porn. And none of this 3 minutes and it’s over crap – I want the whole she-bang.

@papayalily I KNOW! Those should be illegal!

Haha… I missed this entire thing. And, I have no idea what it’s about, either. Some manager I am…

@augustlan Don’t worry, we simply covered our love for boobs. Like always. You didn’t miss a thing.

Wow! I just got the new feature! It’s AMAZING!! I can’t believe how great it is!!

~

<blows raspberries at @breedmitch>

Smooches

xoxo

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Re : Star Wars porn….....C3-PO seems excited at the prospect! I’m hoping the new feature incorporates a spring loaded boxing glove button! Would be nice :¬)

It’s 0900 Eastern Daylight Time. Do you know what your new Fluther feature is?

@johnpowell wrote:
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PLEASE BE SEARCH
PLEASE BE SEARCH
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Ohhhhhhhh please yes! That would REALLY be worth the wait!

Y’all crazy complaining about search. I never have a problem with it.

@ucme That never gets old :D

@papayalily Yeah an oldie but a goodie :¬)

OMG

It’s deja vu all over again ! ! !

In 12 minutes.

For reals this time… Yeah, sure.

I wonder what it could be.~

I’m searching for what it could be but I can’t find it…

OH HOLY MOTHER OF JELLYFISH WHAT IS THAT EXQUISITE, GORGEOUS, FUCKING AWESOME FEATURE UP THERE?!
COULD IT BE!?

::gasp::

” it’s ALIVE ” Hope it continues to work !

Beautiful.Thank you gods of fluther :)

Thank Cameron, he did all the work!

What’s the new Fluther feature?

Search me!

Geddit?! “Search me”?? Hahahaha! I slay me, I do!

::: sob :::

It is so beautiful…

I still don’t know what to look for. There it is, calling to me, and I am mute with awe.

Dr J as Sherlock is brilliant.