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What's the new Fluther feature?

Asked by MyNewtBoobs (19069points) October 21st, 2010

Ok, you caught me, I’m a teeny little child and Fluther is taunting me. I can’t hold it in any longer – I have to know! What’s the new feature that is going to make Fluther leave me in 19 minutes?

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Dog's avatar

14 minutes now.. I want to know too.

chels's avatar

I WANT TO KNOW TOO, DAMNIT.

Dog's avatar

Seems kinda cruel taunting us like that. Just sayin’

chyna's avatar

Tell me now. ::stomps foot::

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

So 2 mods don’t know? Dammit, dammit, dammit!

Dog's avatar

Yeah… sucks really. I think I fell out of favor.~

chels's avatar

SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE. AAAHHHHHH.

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

5, 4, 3, 2, 1….....

prolificus's avatar

I got the last word in. Do I get to know now?

chels's avatar

Bye guys. ::sniffle:: I’ll miss you.

prolificus's avatar

Um… Nothing happened. Did I miss it?

johlucmoha's avatar

I wonder what it is. Hope it is interesting.

rangerr's avatar

Better search function? ::crosses fingers::

timtrueman's avatar

We’re adding a special section for those who dig seahorse porn so they can share, discover, rate and comment on various seahorse sextapes.

chyna's avatar

OMG! That is so exciting! I’ve been hoping, wishing, wanting that feature forever.

rangerr's avatar

You’re the only one who digs seahorse porn, Tim. If you get your own special feature, I demand a Star Wars porn section.

prolificus's avatar

Any other special requests taken? If so, I’d like a Muppet porn section. :D

Dog's avatar

Can I get a sushi bar and a large Sapporro?
Do not forget the wasabi- lots of wasabi.

talljasperman's avatar

ben was here

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@timtrueman OMG, AWESOME!!!!!

timtrueman's avatar

Actually, truth be told, seahorse porn is rather boring. I mean seriously, there’s nothing exciting about it.

El_Cadejo's avatar

@rangerr mmmmm princess leia orgasm organa

rangerr's avatar

@uberbatman I’m all for mother/daughter porn if it involves Padme/Leia.

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@uberbatman @rangerr I am for any porn, ever, if it involves Padme.

ben's avatar

Sorry to be a tease, but the new feature won’t be coming until tomorrow. :) It will be worth the wait though…

chyna's avatar

What?! We have to wait some more? Awww poop.

rangerr's avatar

I don’t even.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

How long can a jelly hold his/her breath?

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

What. The. EFF. @ben ????

Dog's avatar

Dry run. I am good with that. So long as it is worth the wait ~ :D

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

Am I too late for the seahorse porn? What did I miss, huh?

bob_'s avatar

Seahorse porn section? What the hell is wrong with the world? Is there no respect for traditions anymore?

WHERE IS THE LESBIAN PORN SECTION?

aprilsimnel's avatar

Just get back to me when the protozoa start to get sticky. Awwwww, yeeeeaaaahhh, baby!

Thanks.

seazen's avatar

I’m with @bob_ on that one – in the very least, lesbian seahorse porn. Or threesomes.

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

I’m with @bob_ We need lesbian porn. And none of this 3 minutes and it’s over crap – I want the whole she-bang.

bob_'s avatar

@papayalily I KNOW! Those should be illegal!

augustlan's avatar

Haha… I missed this entire thing. And, I have no idea what it’s about, either. Some manager I am…

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@augustlan Don’t worry, we simply covered our love for boobs. Like always. You didn’t miss a thing.

breedmitch's avatar

Wow! I just got the new feature! It’s AMAZING!! I can’t believe how great it is!!

augustlan's avatar

<blows raspberries at @breedmitch>

jrpowell's avatar

PLEASE BE SEARCH
PLEASE BE SEARCH
PLEASE BE SEARCH

ɥɔɹɐǝs ǝq ǝsɐǝld

ucme's avatar

Re : Star Wars porn….....C3-PO seems excited at the prospect! I’m hoping the new feature incorporates a spring loaded boxing glove button! Would be nice :¬)

JilltheTooth's avatar

It’s 0900 Eastern Daylight Time. Do you know what your new Fluther feature is?

Dog's avatar

@johnpowell wrote:
PLEASE BE SEARCH
PLEASE BE SEARCH
PLEASE BE SEARCH
ɥɔɹɐǝs ǝq ǝsɐǝld

Ohhhhhhhh please yes! That would REALLY be worth the wait!

jonsblond's avatar

Y’all crazy complaining about search. I never have a problem with it.

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

@ucme That never gets old :D

ucme's avatar

@papayalily Yeah an oldie but a goodie :¬)

Tropical_Willie's avatar

OMG

It’s deja vu all over again ! ! !

In 12 minutes.

chyna's avatar

For reals this time… Yeah, sure.

chels's avatar

I wonder what it could be.~

timtrueman's avatar

I’m searching for what it could be but I can’t find it…

chels's avatar

OH HOLY MOTHER OF JELLYFISH WHAT IS THAT EXQUISITE, GORGEOUS, FUCKING AWESOME FEATURE UP THERE?!
COULD IT BE!?

::gasp::

Tropical_Willie's avatar

” it’s ALIVE ” Hope it continues to work !

El_Cadejo's avatar

Beautiful.Thank you gods of fluther :)

timtrueman's avatar

Thank Cameron, he did all the work!

aprilsimnel's avatar

What’s the new Fluther feature?

Search me!

Geddit?! “Search me”?? Hahahaha! I slay me, I do!

Dog's avatar

::: sob :::

It is so beautiful…

JilltheTooth's avatar

I still don’t know what to look for. There it is, calling to me, and I am mute with awe.

augustlan's avatar

Dr J as Sherlock is brilliant.

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