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(NSFW) How do you, personally, masturbate?

Asked by Drewseph (533points) October 24th, 2010 from iPhone

Is it through the classic way, dildo, or any other way? Describe.

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FutureMemory's avatar

I grab my man-meat and go to town.

That’s all I can say without getting into trouble ;)

Drewseph's avatar

I’ll take the blame… ;D

So can you please go on?

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FutureMemory's avatar

@drewseph

Not really, no.

I get the feeling you’re quite young.

Drewseph's avatar

It’s good to be knowledgeable. Knowledge is power. When I was younger, I watched porn and because of that I realized that porn is stupid and fake. That’s better than me watching it as a teenager and becoming addicted and failing school, right? Lol, I don’t need to know the details of your ways. I’m just doing a little survey, but details help. ;D

SuperMouse's avatar

@Drewseph if there is no adult in your life you are comfortable discussing these things with, maybe this book will help you answer all three of the questions you asked this morning.

Given your tender age, many jellies might be reluctant to to provide details on subjects such as these. Members of the Fluther community tend to be respectful of one another and aware of the boundaries of what is appropriate and what isn’t.

GeorgeGee's avatar

Like all good Americans, I’ll masturbate in the voting booth, just after they close the curtain, where I’m constitutionally guaranteed privacy, murmuring “take THAT, Christine O’Donnell.”

Vunessuh's avatar

With something that looks pretty identical to this.
It’s suppose to be a back massager, but that’s no fun. My back is quite jealous.

poisonedantidote's avatar

I wait until I get an erection, then I climb a ladder all the way to the top, take out my junk, then I jump backwayds a couple of inches so it slaps on the runs as I fall to the ground.

As it has been disclosed that you are young I don’t really feel comfortable discussing it seriously, hence the attempts at humor.

note: for a moment I almost said “over forum threads of curious kids” ... I know, im evil.

Blondesjon's avatar

I’m guessing I do it like you’re doing it right now.

I’m sitting in front of my computer waiting to see who answers your question in a way that gets my rocks off.

Drewseph's avatar

Exactly… ;D

Drewseph's avatar

Is 15 years old too young???

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poisonedantidote's avatar

@Drewseph “Is 15 years old too young???”

In the real world, no. in the world of laws, yes. The law does not care that you have been talking about this and doing this for years now. They just care about their laws.

If you where 16 I could talk to you about it all you like. but again for legal reasons, the site moderators would probably not be allowed to let me talk to you about it until you are 18, as no doubt the servers and everything about the site is US based where the law says 18.

absalom's avatar

Handlessly.

El_Cadejo's avatar

1. Go to computer
2. Go to pornhub.com
3. Find videos
4. Fap
5. ??????
6. Profit

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

I don’t think 15 is too young to discuss masturbation.
Anyway, I don’t use any sex toys, just my fingers and occasional porn is enough.

MyNewtBoobs's avatar

Fingers, porn, erotica, an assortment of sex toys, shower massager.

SuperMouse's avatar

@Simone_De_Beauvoir I don’t believe 15 is too young to discuss masturbation either, I just can’t help but wonder if there are places more appropriate for young Drewseph to get information on the subject. My answer also considered the other subjects he inquired about yesterday, kind of a pattern.

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

@SuperMouse Well, I suppose mine was a general statement, not having specifically to do with this user.

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