Smell you later: what are some infantile things people actually say?

“I’m bored.”

Seeya.
Not if I see you first.

I actually got that from Family Matters, but I’m sure some prune out there actually says that.

“No homo”

Your mother wears combat boots.

Later alligater, after while crocodile.

@Michael_Huntington Hey! I have a perfectly legitimate reason for saying that!

$2000 to get my nose fixed and my mouth won’t work. How about a little of the old in-out?

Don’t anything I wouldn’t do.
If I told you, I’d have to kill you.

“You make me ___”

Till next time because I really have to go.

“I don’t mean no disrespect…” Then they say the most disrespectful thing they could say.

@chyna ha! I say that! But then, I am in Cajun country.

“I don’t get it” ugh! that gets under my skin!

A dork says what?

“I know you are, but what am I?”

“Are you working hard or hardly working?” (followed by moronic guffaws)

@truecomedian In the same vein, “I hate to complain…” followed by a lot of whining. No, clearly you love it.

Why don’t you take a picture? It’ll last longer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbQluo1gazc

Did you get a hair cut? “I got them all cut”

@zenvelo OK, I lol’d

I was playing handball today, and the score was 5–9. I allowed the server to score just so he would have to say the score was 6–9 and I could giggle like Peter Griffin. If that isn’t juvenile, I don’t know what is.

I have used the word “awesomesauce.”

See ya later, Tater.

sleep tight don’t let the bedbugs bite. or-
you’re not the boss of me

“Have a good one!” I don’t like that phrase for some unknown probably irrational reason. I always feel the urge to say “A good one what???”

What ever floats your boat.

careful you could put an eye out with that.or-
see what you made me do?or-
you have any naked pictures of your wife? no? wanna see some?

You got something chocolate on your nose.
I bet with all that bending over, your pretty flexible.

stupit phone!! or anything else you want to insert after stupit

What happens in ___ stays in ___
___ is the new _____
What’s up? The sky.

Pull my finger. No really, pull my finger.

Guess what? Chicken butt.

Dude!

Lettuce leaf (let us leave)

Penisbutter (peanut butter)

i’m not sure I’m getting the jest of this lol

I never got ,“go pound sand” I mean what is the mechanism of the pounding? I can’t even imagine an obscene visual of what that would look like.

You are a fart smeller, I mean, a smart feller.

i answer my phone ‘smello?’ and see ya later masterbator, see ya in awhile, pedophile