Could you take Darth?
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October 28th, 2010
With a lightsaber, a little training with Yoda in a swamp or shopping mall, and an attitude… think you could take him?
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This is nearly an impossible feat with what you are calling “a little training.”
Nope.. the guy can cut off your breathe from across the room.
Just don’t ask me to practice using a lightsaber inside a spaceship while blindfolded. I’ll probably slice through the hull and kill everyone…
No, of course not. If he’d cut off his own son’s hand and murder his wife and has decades of training, he would whip my ass easily. I don’t even think I could get near him. If I trained with Yoda for 20 years I think I could though. Probably I’d just use my skill to lay waste to Ewoks and Jawas though.
Do you think Chuck Norris could take him?
No way. Darth is the ultimate bad ass motherfucker. He could whip Satan’s ass.
I love all these Star Wars questions. We should have at least one or two per week. Rangerr and Cockswain, I’m looking in your direction.
Darth Vader,yes.John Wayne,no. :)
What? To the movies. Sure. Why not. But you owe me one.
which Darth… sidious, Vader, the red dude…5 years ago I could… now I’m a little too fat and too old be running around the cosmos… But I could sure mind fuck him… I would put him on the watchtower delivery list…and spam his email
No. But Master Splinter would take that bitch to school.
Considering Darth Vader is now a Force Ghost.. It’s impossible to “take” him.
1. You cannot capture a ghost.
2. You cannot fight a ghost.
3. Pay attention.
Well, you know what they say: You can dress him up, but you can’t take him anywhere.
No but I would love to hear Darth Vader and Alan Rickman in a “voice off”. Those two gentlemen have the best voices on film. Which ever one of them won the contest, would then have to battle it out with Patrick Stewart. I think this is a sport the ladies would enjoy.
He wouldn’t know which cardboard box I was in if I was Solid Snake. (Don’t go hardcore “he can sense life” on me please it’s a joke) But I couldn’t take him. I could probably make him kill himself if he went to a counseling meeting with me =P
@judochop It’s what the Force-sensitive become when they die. It’s basically.. a ghost. They can interact with the living, but not physically.
Remember Anakin/Yoda/Kenobi showing up at the end of Return of the Jedi?
Force Ghosts.
@rangerr you lost me at end of return of the jedi.
Darth Vader is a pushover compared to Chuck Norris.
I’m pretty sure that once he uttered his first words, I would fall down laughing, and he would go into such a rage, he would have a heart attack and die.
This might be a good moment to remind everyone of Norris’ large cache of weapons that don’t require close range. And of the many karate championships he has under his belt…..I think at least 3.
I’m with @rangerr – you can’t take a ghost.
The force is strong but first training you survive must.
@fireside “you can’t take a ghost.”
Well friend you are wrong. They made two movies about it! Who you gonna call…..?
Just don’t cross the beams!
@judochop Yeah dude. They took out this dude that was basically Dracula. Ya can’t fuck with the Ghostbusters, and especially not their shitty Nes games lol :D
Now then…are you gods?
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