[NSFW]Adults, have you ever soiled yourself?

Sure, mostly during labor…

I’ve so missed you!

I’m totally cracking up. You’d think with all my medical crap I would have done this, but no. Not me; however, a friend of mine did. She refused to use a Port-a-John (yep…used it for you!) at a concert and shit herself. She never made that mistake again. She also met the man she later married at that concert!

Only when I was sick with the flu and it was coming out both ends.

well, the shit wasn’t coming out of my mouth, but you know what I’m talkin’ about’

Fortunately, no. Although I have peed myself lol. I was drunk in Crete, and the cab ride was really long, I was able to finally get out and try to run to the bathroom, but a little came out so I said screw it and peed in public.

Honestly, do you expect a true answer here from any adult?

I have!

A few times. It was always when I was diarrhea-ing and didn’t make it to the bathroom in time. Once I had to clean it off the bathroom door! I shit you not.

@john65pennington, no shit!?

@john65pennington . . . Yeah, there’s no reason to get all cynical and shitty about it.

No.I only shit other people’s pants.Butt only when I’m mad at them ;)

@lucillelucillelucille Are you part feline?

@FutureMemory – XD

A little bit. I was covering a story and couldn’t leave the out-of-doors place I had to stand. I also had a raging upset stomach. I didn’t quite shit myself, but I had to occasionally… alleviate the gassy feeling in my stomach, and I knew it wasn’t just air. It wasn’t a huge mess but it was a miserable sensation.

Yes. That shit convinced me it was a fart. Hook, line, and sinker….

No, well, not by accident anyways. >_>

@Symbeline Hahaha!

@Ltryptophan: Yeah, me too. Then I went to the bathroom and, whoops!

I also wet the bed until I was 14 so yeah…

I love how can you guys that and feel no shame! 95% of the people I know in real life don’t know that. I don’t think my boyfriend even knows that…

Not me.

But I have read stories from people who actually like to do that in public. Now there’s a head-scratcher! They wear those diapers for adults and then they walk around like that for hours without cleaning up. I surely hope I never meet someone like that wafting up the street. Ewwwww!

I haven’t, but my sister has. She was taking the lightrail to work one morning, she had been really sick, but decided to try to go back to work. Her stomach started giving her trouble right before her stop, so when it finally came she had to rush through a parking lot and try to make it inside before she had an accident. Unfortunately, she couldn’t rush fast enough and she ended up shitting her pants. She took her coat off, tied it around herself and continued walking to the bathroom. Once there, we got a phone call from her asking if we would please bring her some pants and underwear. When we asked why, she started laughing her ass off as she explained that she shit herself.

She had no reason to feel ashamed since she was really sick. To this day, she has no problem telling people that story. And she laughs every time. Ha! I love my sister.

Yes. Twice.

1) Chinese cuisine food poisoning.
2) Getting way too hammered.

Both times worth it.
Chinese noms.
151 om noms.

XD

I bet there are a lot more people who have sharted than are coping to it in this thread! I mean it happens to the best of us, a lingering bout of the stomach flu, the experience of @Ltryptophan and @KatawaGrey and boom, you’ve got a little friend in the drawers.

@SuperMouse Sharted. I <3 U

Yup. I sharted in my khaki’s while at work. Did a creative clean-up, and was commando for the remainder of the day. I called it my unfortunate wardrobe malfunction.

You’re all disgusting. ;)

I have pissed myself when laughing.

A little squirt.

And, like the blonde, I shit and puked at the same time (flu).

Gadzooks, if I told you anything it would be a load of s***

@Ltryptophan hook, line and stinker?

@mama cakes taco, burrito, speedo

I’ve never done it. I also never got a finger full of poop during the diaper changing days. Poop is gross.

Sick with the flu, ate too much beans, drank too much alcohol.

ewww…beans

I had a fart with lumps one time while very pregnant. I knew someone who said on more than one occasion that if you’ve never been hit hard enough to shit on yourself, you;ve never been hit. I shudder to think what that means.

It happened to me once on a long car journey. I had been constipated for days but that particular day I was suffering from excrutiating stomach pains. Like others here, basically, I thought that a little fart to try and release some of the bloated feeling would be fine but nope, I did a little poop! I was mortified because I hate farting at the best of times and don’t even feel comfortable farting in my own company so for something like that to happen was the end of the world!!!

Of course. I’ve “sharted” on the rare occasion. However, it’s always been when I’ve been at home – and felt comfortable letting out the fart that fooled me.

Tmi @iamthemob tmi

@Ltryptophan

Really? There’s such a thing as tmi when answering the question “adults have you ever soiled yourself?”

I don’t think so. ;-)

@SuperMouse – sharted! I love that word!

As a matter of fact, yes….but it wasn’t my fault and I am happy that I only crapped.

I got a bad raw oyster one night (those things can kill you and I love em). Felt bad that night. Felt bad the next morning. I just didn’t know how bad. Started on a long road trip. Bad move.
About an hour into the trip on I-20, I thought I farted, but….......NO….couldnt believe it.

So I stopped at a Hilton Garden Inn, waddled in to the bathroom, cleaned myself up and continued on my trip. About 150 miles farther along, I did it again. Same routine. But this time I just checked into the motel. Was ok the next morning.

@Trillian Thank you for sharing….:)

I crapped myself two days ago. I couldn’t make It to the toilet in time. On a good side I did clean my sheets and helped me sleep better.