What is the greatest thing anyones ever said to you?

Because of how empirical I am, my boyfriend always says to me: “I love you, cold unfeeling robot.”

It came from somewhere… we just don’t know where.

My BFF came home from college one weekend really bummed and we went driving then just pulled over and chilled in her car and after talking and laughing for a bit she said that I am someone who can always make her smile/laugh.

((... and my heart grew 3 sizes that day.))

“I do” & “Congratulations, you’re a daddy!”

Had my boyfriend tell me he loves to breathe me in.

“You’re having a boy.”

Considering millions of things could have been said to me in my life time it would be impossible to pick out one as the best. Maybe when my mom enlightened me at the age of 3 by telling me the truths about the easter bunny, and santa claus. I was angry and sad but I had to know.

I was recently told, at a private political panel, “suck my holy taint, homo.”

I knew it was going to be my favorite the moment he said it to me.

Mods, go ahead and get rid of this but I had to answer this question because it makes me so happy

P.S. What makes it so funny is the panel consisted of Hollywood writers, men and women who are spoon fed political correctness on an hourly basis. He thought it would offend me but instead he became my hero.

riser: that made me laugh out loud… really. its crude, but funny that someone actually said that. wow.

Whenever anyone tells me Thank you because I have helped them in some small way, it warms my heart beyond belief.

And now I look up and laugh at Dan’s remark!!

When my husband said, “I love you with all of my heart. I would love you if you were in a fire and your face was destroyed, if you were in a wreck and was crippled, if anything in the world happened to you, my love would never die, it would only try and try to lift you higher and higher.” “Dana, please, please, do me the great honor of marrying me?” I said, “Yes!” It changed my life forever. Everyday he has been married to me he has tried to make my life perfect and beautiful.

@mzgator That’s incredibly sweet! I am so happy for you.

“Don’t be an idiot.” Changed my life. Whenever I’m about to do something, I think, Would an idiot do that? And if they would, I do not do that thing.

“I love you.” Pure and simple, ha.

“We were wrong, you don’t have a brain tumor.”

“Sorry sir we might have to amputate your leg, APRIL FOOL’S

think before you speak!

You are not guilty…..you are free to go

GOD IT’S BIG!!!!!

;)

my yoga teacher always said “don’t anticipate.”
and i think about that every day.

“I’m proud of you.”

..from the people who matter, when it truly counts.

“You are my values” from the man who broke my heart so I went and destroyed those things he had admired. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Not long after I first started attending hospital (arthritis) I remember sitting in my Gran’s living room, crying my eyes out and holding my wrist, which was all swollen and painful. Gran, bless her, got up and went into the kitchen and ran a tea towel under the cold tap, then wrung the water out, brought it through and wrapped it round my wrist, it really helped. She said the cold would help take some of the inflamation out and by relieving the swelling, it’ll hurt less. Off she went into the kitchen again, and came back through with two mugs of tea, which she placed onto the coffee table. “now Listen” she said. “You won’t find this in any of your books. When something hurts like this does, you can either do what you’re doing right now, or you can get off your butt and put a duster in the other hand and take your mind off it.” “If you lie down to it, (let it beat you) you’ll never get up again” It was one of the best bits of advice I’ve ever been given. So now, on bad days, I do as much as I can manage and “don’t let it beat me”. I have so many gems of advice my Gran gave me over the years and they’ve never failed me when needed.

Of course, there was also that chilly november day in 1983 when hubby slipped an engagement ring on my finger, that was pretty life changing too :-)

“Pee high, and bury your poo.”

“I like your laugh.” Lol. It’s pretty sweet to me because it was the very first I had gotten.

“Would you like a sweetie?”

“You can do anything you want if you just put your mind to it.”