An irrational fear of cows, unusual or relatively common?
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November 1st, 2010
With me it’s more the look of them. I don’t trust anything with a square arse see.They have this kind of manic look in their eyes too. It seems to imply, if you come any closer they’ll crap on your foot. There must be a name for such a “phobia,” seems to be for almost anything. How do you view them, bovine beasties, beefy treats or functional animal?
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I love cows, but I’m from Ohio and the cows we have aren’t particularly threatening.
Would this be taurophobia?
I’m not sure but when I was a child if I saw a cow and there wasn’t a fence in between it and me, I would be terrified and scream and cry.
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@ucme does this irrational fear extend to ALL bovines?
I think they look like a piece of art in Wisconsin when grazing but I sure wouldn’t approach a herd of them. I’d be afraid I’d get stomped. With me, it’s Dobermans! lol
I love cows. We used to walk by a pasture of cows and talk to them. They were always so responsive. They would come right up to the fence.
This just blows my mind. I had no idea people were afraid of cows . . . What happens if we make it a clown cow (does it get better or worse)?
A clown cow!! Well that’s just way worse. What an unholy alliance that would make. Stuff of nightmares right there. IT meets Daisy arrrrrrgh!!
I had a cow when I was growing up. His name was “Taxi” since that was my favorite TV show. My parents told be he was traded for another cow. 10+ years later I learned that Taxi was butchered and I ate him. I’m still very pissed.
Although I did kind of tread all over your grief. Such a mooving story…......see I just went & spoilt it. Always have to put my big foot & mouth in it.
Now you are just being a dick~
No, he’s really good I think.
Yeah, just like a dick I like to take the piss ;¬}
@Aster Bless you for that, but i’m a big dick. Can take care of myself…...this is now truly surreal :¬)
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Cows from a distance are fun and enjoyable to watch. You DON’T want to be within 10 feet of a cow as when the pee they PEE!! Like a fire hose and Everywhere!!! Be afraid @ucme very afraid!!
You are a riot, Cruiser. You should write comedy or something.
I was raised in the country and a lot of people, myself included, are wary of cows. They can be unpredictable and quite territorial. A lone cow doesn’t bother me but a herd of them coming towards you at speed can be terrifying.
I hope this thread never ends! I am loving all I am learning from this . . . anyone afraid of pigs? (ever since you saw the Wizard of Oz, I know, I know). Forget that one. Any fear of chickens?
@Cruiser Yeah go on, take the piss :¬) Only place I like to see a cow is on my dinner plate, roasted. Now that I can handle.
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