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Ode to Dr. Jelly
Doctor Jelly, darling dear
My love for you is doomed, I fear
For you must roam the ocean deep
And I upon the soil must keep
What is the source of this attraction?
Is it your lithe, gelatinous action?
Is it your glasses, intellectual?
(Are my feelings strictly sexual?)
No no! For ‘tis your noble brain
That doth inspire this sweet refrain
Oh Medusozoa, green and shiny
Come to me out from the briny
Tell me, there must be a way
This lapin in the sea may stay
And while away the days with thee
Underneath the sapphire sea
Pondering questions labyrinthine
Whilst paws and tentacles intertwine
A watery world, yet bright and sunny
Lit by the love of Jell and Bunny
Answer Doctor, I can’t wait
Let not rejection be my fate
Let not my plea seem daft or funny
Oh, let me be your fuzzy bunny!
I’ll come at once if you will call
In ocean’s depths I’ll gladly fall
Just say the word, if love’s your status
For I have diving apparatus!!!
By @diavolobella (gone but not forgotten)