What are some bad things to be early for?

Your own funeral.

A job interview, you don’t want to be more than 15 minutes early.

meeting the love of your life?

Satisfying yourself before your partner.

Your birth.

I agree with Funeral. It was the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw this question. It really does show too much excitement for a dead person.

Family holidays if your annoying relatives are also early.

A Taliban meeting to pick the next suicide bomber.

not if it’s a “last one there’s a rotten egg” situation

The “meeting” with the big wigs about downsizing.

An orgasm, male or female. Wait for it…..wait! :¬)

The day. Who likes to wake up early?

You don’t want to be too early for your intellect e.g Darwin ideas aren’t understood and accepted by a vast of majority of people even today

Paying your taxes.

Male orgasms?

Your own death.