Who wants to play the five-worded Q & A game?

I will start this out with…

Do you like to boogie?

I love to boogie down

Is pizza really chinese food?

If Chinese people eat it!

Why are piggies eating rainbows?

Because rainbows are tasty treats.

What is the big deal?

I am the big deal!

Is erichw1504 the big deal?

He is for sure, dude

Why must you scratch that?

Because it feels immensly fantastic!

Why are all squares rectangles?

Hey, did you hear that?

Yes, it was the beans!

Aye, tis the white whale!

Was it great Moby Dick?

It looked like his flukes

Where did this come from?

I think it’s whale poo

What does it smell like?

Why don’t you tell me?

It smells like my ex!

Your ex smells like krill?

Your ex neighbor you say?

Krill is a lovely smell

Smells like barnacles and Chianti

Why don’t we talk backwards?

to want you do Why

Must I go home now?

No, keep enjoying your imprisonment.

Where is all this going?

It’s going back in time!

What DID he wipe with?

Back in time for what?

he wiped it with his…

in time for a ride

A ride on a camel?

Would seriously chaff my nuts!

when will this question end..?

I don’t want it to!

Is @ucme limping to hospital?

No i’m being “looked” after! :¬)

Is it a pretty sight?

Should nurses really do that?

Only if it involves needles.

Want to super size that?

Everything’s bigger on the internet.

You mean even Mickey Rooney? :¬)

Didn’t he die awhile ago?

No, he’s alive, only just!

Yeah, a whiff of cinnamon.

Whose rubber chicken is this?

Where did I put it?

Who stole my empty wallet?

Maybe I stole the wallet!

Hey where’s all the money?!

I’m sorry. I drank it.

Where is my pet rock?

It’s also in Blondesjon’s stomach

Are you sure about that?

Alright, who stole my keys?

I am not a crook!........who invited Nixon?

I’m sorry. I sold them.

@PhiNotPi sorry I accidentally skipped yours
The proof is on x-ray

Who stole my stolen keys?

Look no further than ucme.

Perhaps post-Halloween sugar-crash.

Both yes and no apply.

Why do birds suddenly appear?

The vanishing potion wore off.

Who pooped on the rabbit?!?

I think that you did.

Who likes to eat pie?

I sometimes do eat pie.

Is this thread getting boring?

Wait! I just got here.

This make me look fat?

Yes, quit eating that chocolate!

You want me to cry?

Not me; here’s a hankie.

What’s the meaning of life?

I believe the answer’s 42.

Would you lick a tree?

Would it lick me back?

can I answer with a question answer? :P

I would not, could not.

Why is your finger there?

Because you like it there.

How old is your mother?

She is 595 in dog-years.

Who cleans their belly button?

Make mittens with the lint.

When will the Internet die?

Shall I continue, dear?

Only if you apologize sweetie. ;)

Anyone see my car keys??

They are in the freezer.

Would you rather have pancakes?

Only if they contain blueberries!

Do goats eat soiled diapers?

No, they paint with them.

What would Don Draper do?

Do you like pineapple burritos?

They make me see double

How can you see triple?

Why do you like games?

They make me go weeeee!

Has this year flown by?

Blame it on the alcohol.

How many gnomes were shot?

But, wouldn’t it just rot?

Aren’t gnomes an endangered species?

They are a little short

Aren’t they made of wood?

Yeah, especially in the morning! @noelleptc snooze & you lose :¬p

Why are zombies so awesome?

Because basically they’re dead cute!

Who’ll win, Godzilla vs. Kong?

Monkeys are evil. Go, Godzilla!

Have you heard of Chimpocalypse?

No, but I love crackers.

Who knew you loved zoos?

The restraining order seems clear.

Is this question’s answer no?

It depends if you’re married.

Where is my portal gun?

Who needs that stuff anyway?

But, what’s it good for?

Do you like big words?

May I say immense utterance?

Not without getting funny looks.

Aren’t I already funny looking?

Will I ever be normal?

Normality is an overrated state.

Who likes deep fried cucumbers?

not me! Fried chicken’s better!

Do you eat it plain?

no with gravy or beans

Don’t the beans fall off?

Not if you use glue.

Or you could try honey?

Hey, don’t call me honey!

Do you prefer “sweet cheeks”?

Oh baby, yes I do!

what about honey bunch, baby?

No thanks I am good.

How do you define “good”?

Satisfactory in quality, quantity, degree.

Was just issuing an APB.

Will you ever be found?

Who is a charasmatic person?

Me! But I’m obviously drunk.

Where did you get beer?

Why would it be done?

Must have missed the memo.

Was it about TPS reports?

Right, I faxed it yesterday.

Are you sure you did?

Probably used wrong cover sheet.

Did you see the squirrels?

Yeah, they’re driving me nuts!

Did you know they’re married?

Yes, they’re a lovely pair ;¬}

A lovely pair of nuts?

That was my meaning yes.

What was your meaning, again?

I’m sure I can’t recall

Had too much to drink?

There is no “too much”.

But what if you die?

Then more beer for you!

How many can you chug?

Not sure; I lose count.

May I be your counter?

Of course, if you’re buying!

Sure, what do you like?

Large, rich, with a head.
oh, did you mean beer?

Where can I find some?

Your name’s on one; cheers!

I am a beer brewer?

Here. Keys to the brewery.

Can I dive in it?

You’ll have to wear floaties.

What if I skinny dip?

Dangly bits will get sticky.

Is it easy to clean?

A strong solvent should work.

Perhaps Easy-Off Bam is good?

The burning sensation is normal.

Well, should I manscape beforehand?

If the chainsaw is sharp.

Couldn’t I chop it off?!

That’s an issue worth consideration.

There must be something better?

I completely forgot original subject. :-)

Wasn’t it about cuddly bears?

Yes, thanks for the reminder.

Who is the best actor?

One who makes you believe.

Do you like fish tacos?

I have never caught one!

How about a turtle sandwich?

Now that’s an unusual fetish.

Don’t you have any fetishes?

Naturally, but mine are normal. ;-)

Where have the buffalo gone?

Home. Tired of roaming charges.

Where will they get sleep?

Real buffalo party all night.

What do they party with?

Deer and antelope, of course.

What kinda music is played?

Both kinds. Country and Western.

But, what about death metal?

The neighbours had sensitive ears.

Is there a happy medium?

Not in this life time.

Why didn’t anybody make breakfast?

Someone ate all the bacon!

No! Say it isn’t so!

I said it, it’s so!

Damn bacon thieves! Got ham?

Ham is for wussies. BAAAACCCCOOOOONNNN!!!

BAAAACCCCOOOOONNNN!!! Both food and philosophy?

Considered a food, mostly philosophy.

Philosophy sandwiches sate your hunger?

Yes, especially with the salami.