Who wants to play the alphabetic, thought-provoking, five-worded, thing game?

Let’s begin with…

Art – what I try to create

Bleu cheese – I adore it on salads.

@Pied_Pfeffer One word thing! I’ll let it slide this time, though.

Cats – I think they are cute

Donuts- they are really spelled doughnuts.

Elephant – A thing I can’t forget.

Flashlight – This object makes dark, light!

Grass – I hate to mow it

Helmet – Wear it if you ride.

Icicles – Cold, beautiful and so deadly

Jewels – I gave them all away

Kite, Try to fly one today.

Lips- mine are chapped and peeling.

Monkeys – they give me the creeps

Nuts – I love to eat them

Oregano—It’s good in spaghetti sauce.

Philately – will get you no where

Question – Is nowhere just one word?

@flutherother Voilation of twice in a row, but I’ll let it slide this time.

Rubber – Something that I think smells funny

Simple – wishing life was like this

time: never have enough of it

Undies – I’m not wearing any today

Voters – do not understand the issues

window: I’m looking out it now

X-ray – That’s what it looks like

yo-yo- look at this guy go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvG3IK-hzRs

zebra – stripes are the new black

Apple – One a day, you know…

Beard — I used to have one.

champagne – better living through tiny bubbles

Disaster – I consider Lindsay Lohan one.

Elephants — They are pretty damn big.

Fool – I pity the fool, man.

Golf – just a waste of balls

Hoes — Bros should be before them.

incompetence – too much the norm, sadly

Jail – Not the best of places

Keys — Where the fuck are they?

Lost – where else would they be?

Moon – I put them on it

Nooner — I would not mind one.

Opera – Something ill never go to

Please – let me take you there

Quiet – Not during an opera show

Ring — If liked, put one on.

Sticker – If liked, put one on.

Tomatoes: Great for throwing at others.

Unless – there are police men about

Vest : Famously worn by Bruce Willis

Wife – They belong in the kitchen

Xylophone : The noise grates on me

zipper – one who runs really fast ;-)

Yodel – Why did you skip “yyyYYYYYyyyYYY”??

Arachnids – They are creepy, crawly things.

Breasts : I like them a lot :¬)

Clamps – Don’t use them on breasts.

Diapers – Used for young and old.

Eternity—time I’ll burn in hell

for skipping the “Y” erichw1504

Fun – As in clamps can be… :-)

Ground – I hit it while running

Horses : They shoot them don’t they?

Incumbents—We oust them, dont’ we?

Jokers – They make fun, don’t they?

Krill – Whale’s breath smells of it.

Legs : They can go on forever ;¬}

Madrid – The current capital of Spain.

Narwhal – Unicorn masquerading as sea creature

Octopus – a tasty delight if sauteed.

Pussy — Another word for kitten; tasty.

Quill—a part of a porcupine.

Recipe – a recipe helps me cook

Sandwich — Go make me one, pronto.

Terrible- @bob_ stalked the “s”. I stalked him stalking it….

Umbrella — You can stand under mine.

Uh-oh- I fived twice…@ counts.

Vanity – mirror mirror on the wall..

Water—What makes our planet special.

X-Ray – Airports can see through you

You! You make me hate myself!!!

Zeal – It excites me every time.

Absolute – No room for any debate.

Bummer—anyone who is an absolutist.

Cooties – please don’t give me any.

Denial – Really, only boys have cooties.

Enema—then comes the shit storm!

Flatulence – pulling my finger results in.

Guys – They love bodily function quips.

Harlot—just ten minutes of bliss.

Ignorance – Mother of intense uncritical admiration.

Jugs – make the world go round.

Kayak – Paddle away into the sunset

Lycanthropy—brings out the inner beast.

MILF – Mother I’d Like to Forget.

Narcissist—I’m me therefore I’m great.

Oboe – a very fine woodwind instrument

Prince—Formerly known by unpronounceable symbol.

Quilt – My aunt made me one

Rabid – Don’t pet the frothy dog.

Stab – A stab in the dark

Television—“Vast wasteland” then and now

Uvula – Does it serve a purpose?

Viscosity – Describes thickness of motor oil.

Weebles – They do not fall down.

Xrated-My dreams were last night.

Yesterday—Tomorrow’s new name for today.

Zoo – This place is definitely one

Animosity—strong bad feelings toward another.

Blender – Make daiquiris and end animosity.

Chug—consume daiquiris, wear out blender!

Delta—fourth letter of Greek alphabet.

Eat – do this after chugging daiquiris.

Fart—do this after eating beans.

Grip : Your nose, avoid the smell

Hold – For approximately five minutes after

inhale—carefully at first, then heartily

Jump – up and down ten times

Kiss : My nob you saucy mare

kick—your legs out while airborn

Leap – again and fling your arms

Mink—Don’t wear it near PETA.

Narcotics – Or, just another Monday night.

Oil – Don’t ask BP about this

Petroleum : Black gold according to some

Quart – Enough petroleum to destroy thousands

Rain- why do people hate it?

Soak – Their clothes will be soaked

Tiger – Grrreat spokesanimal for Frosted Flakes.

Utopia – The Fluther site is one

Vainglorious – I just like the word.

World – This is a strange place

Xenon—flash photography depends on it.

Yarn – cats can play with it

Zyzzyva—genus of tropical American weevil.

Ants – They eat your picnic food!

Bulbasaur – You “gotta catch ‘em all”!

Club – join it, hit it, dance.

Diazingiber- a piece of ginger candy!

Electronics – this is displayed on one.

Far-fetched – My ideas so often are.

Gigantic – that’s what I call it.

Huge—synonym of the previous word

Immense – synonym of the two previous

Juxtapose – Perception and reality of previous.

Knit – A way to juxtapose something

La – A note to follow So.

Mound – She has a big pair

Nuts – The Almond Joy’s got ‘em.

Opium – Almond Joy’s don’t have this

Pity – I bet they’d sell more.

Quarrel – but it would cause this

Remove – your hands from my opium!

Steal – “Finders keepers”, says the man.

Tarantulas – Trained to guard my possessions.

Useless – tarantulas are this to me!

Venomous – You sure you don’t care?

Whatever – I hardly care at all.

Xylitol—Don’t feed it to dogs.

Yankees – They didn’t go very far

Zulu – Letter ‘z’ in military phonetics.

Acorn – The squirrel buried one today.

Bylaws – Home Association’s bylaws are fascist.

Culture – There are many around us.

Disgusted – It is starting to snow.

Early – Agreed. Too early for snow.

Famished – Somebody ate all the bacon.

whoops, different thread

Grumble – My stomach is craving bacon.

Hallelujah – There’s bacon in my freezer!

Insist – I must have some now!

Judicious – Fair distribution of crispy bacon.

Kooky – I am for crispy bacon!

Love—Crispy bacon with some eggs.

Munch – on the delicious crispy bacon.

None—How much crispy bacon’s left!

Oof-da!—Arrived too late to eat.

Plate – Mine is empty of bacon :(

Quit—talking about bacon, shall we?

Refuse – But, I don’t want to!

Snack – I wish I had one.

Time – I wish I had some.

Umbrella – Need mine; where is it?

Vanity – It is behind it, dummy!

Whoa! – How did you know that?!

X-ray – vision, it can work wonders!

Zero – My liking for today’s weather.

Yikes – I skipped over the ‘y’

Acupuncture – Many say it does heal.

Balderdash! – Nobody’s sticking me with needles.

Come – on, are you that scared?!

Delorean – They were actually awful cars.

Except – When fitted with flux capacitors.

Fantasy – such as the flux capacitor

Garbage – Better way to run DeLorean.

Hockey – Throw squids on the rink.

Igloo- lots of hard cold work

Jackrabbit – Lives underground; no igloo necessary.

Lola—rabbit that makes Bugs Bug-eyed!

Metonymy – such as “crown” for “royalty”

Nonsense – The DeLorean’s a great car!

Orange- burns cuts in your mouth.

Panda – Too cute to consider dangerous.

Quack – That’s what the duck said

Road- go play in the road.

Stay – away from the cars, though.

Tuff- Kids who play in roadz.

Utilize – your brain to the fullest.

Vacuum—content of some people’s brains

Wipe – it clean of all memories

X-ray- I can see your bones

Yellow – and why are they yellow?

zax – roofing tool / useful Scrabble word

Ace – not a useful Scrabble word.

Balut – I will NEVER eat it!

Crackers – I like the white ones.

Dual – meanings are clever and funny.

Enlightening – as well, my blue friend.

Flutherrific! – I just made that up.

Great – now create a weirder word!

Humbiliation – Recalling things said while drunk. =)

Inebriation – mental state required for humbiliation

Jello- I can’t make it.

Kites – fly them in the wind

Lambda—‘leventh Hellenic letter, literate lurvehounds!

Masquerade – a mask filled social gathering.

@daytonamisticrip I know what you mean. I can’t fit 4 cups of water into that little box :)

Neverland – boys who won’t grow up.

One- after zero and before two

Pumpkin – Pie is damned good stuff!

Qat – Arabic chew / Q without U

Righteous! – Another ‘Q’ for scrabble play

Silly- how I’m feeling right now

Television- I am sick of it.

Underpants – I’m feeling silly as well.

Vav—sixth letter of Semitic alphabets

Why – do I always get N-Z?

xylem – water transport system in plants

Yaks – are among the largest bovids.

Zephyr – God of the West wind.

Amsterdam – Zephyrs is an American team.

Bitches – I didn’t get N-Z, yay!

Confusion – A condition or a state.

Diffusion – describes the spread of particles.

Effluvium – An impressive word for stench.

Flowrider – This crazy awesome surfing thing.

Gadfly – are there many on Fluther?

Hedonist—Is it really today’s lifestyle?

Infest – overrun to an unwanted degree.

Junk – Don’t touch mine at airport !

Knife – I hide them in mine.

Lacerations – From hiding knives near “junk”.

Mountain – comparable size to my junk.

Non-comprehension – Where would you buy pants?

Off – I just don’t wear ‘em.

Protection – Not needed from “mountain climbers”?

Quite – a statement from a novice.

Rough—Mountain climbers are on junk.

Seriously – Brings up images of Gulliver.

Tasteful – thoughts about Gulliver’s big junk.

Useless Unuseable—Gulliver’s junk in Brobdingnag

Valid – Your point makes complete sense.

Weird – Thought junk was universally usable.

X-rays – Backscatter can image travelers’ junk

Yeti – Wonder what he’d look like.

Zipper – Yeti (abominable snowman) lacks one

Applause – for being a funny one.

Bow – Taken in response to applause!

Clap – what I did when applauding.

Direction—this sequence needs new one

East—New direction for this sequence

Funny – how this has turned out.

Gee—How long will it go?

However – long you want it to.

I – have just lost the game.

Jurassic – Watch out for the raptors.

Krusty – The clown on The Simpsons

Lisa – The girl on The Simpsons

Marge – The Simpsons’ blue haired lady.

Ned – “hi-diddly-ho” neighbor on The Simpson’s

“OH!”— What Homer means by “DOH!”

Pig – Homer has a pet spider-pig.

Que—the “tail” end of “Bar-be-que”

Rust – My grill after a Bar-be-que.

Sand—Between my toes (just dreaming!)

Time – I’d like the ability to reverse it.

Uno – A really fun card game.

Vampires – Were cool, now ruined by Twilight.

Werewolves – Were also cool before Twilight.

Xanthocarpous—it’s what banana trees are

Yesterday – Oh I believe in yesterday ♪

Zephyr – a breeze from the west

Again—now for the twelfth time

Bananas – should come in twelve packs

Cauliflowers – the most beautiful fractal vegetable

Doughnut – the most beautiful jelly filled delicacy.

Emergency—call nine-one-one now!

Frantic – how I feel during emergency!

Great! – I love @Stinley‘s fractal vegetable!

Hooray! – For @Stinley‘s beautiful fractal vegetable.

I—One letter, one word ego.

Justice – We have been given it.

Ka-pow! – Navy SEALs create this sound.

Life – Osama no longer has his.

Military – the might that killed Osama

Now—Let’s resurrect this old gem!

Osmose – Assimilate new words into use.

Party – well, it is Christmas time

Quit—Now is not the time!

Rope – Hung with a new one.

Spring – it’s finally here in England

Temperature—finally and consistently frost free.