How can I scare my brother?

Pee in his shampoo. It probably won’t scare him but it will get you even and it will be pretty funny.

@Randy the whole house shares the same shampoo. That would kind of be an issue for me.

two words “Catatonic state.” He will try a third time but scream your ass off and then fall into a catatonic state. If you can pull it off he will freak the f out.

@thekoukoureport I love it! I think that will count as like 3 points. He will be to scared to try to scare me again and I’ll keep raking up the points. I’ll uber pone him!

I scared the crap out of my brother the day I told him my PSA was over 17.

All the men over 50 know what I’m talking about. It was scarier than Freddie.

Is your brother around 18 or older? If it were me, I would find a woman around his age and a ten year old child. Then, when you’re family is, say, eating dinner have this woman burst in, towing the 10-year old behind her and introduce him/her as his son/daughter.

@mrentropy Yep! That’s a scary one too.

@mrentropy yeah he’s 24. My mom is old! That one sounds fun but I don’t have the hook ups for that.

Have my MIL pay him a visit, you will get him good!