Had any awkward moments lately?

Ha! I can’t even share them here..but trust me, in the middle of attempted lovemaking…hearing ’ I want to eat you..’ in a hoarse whisper is not sexy…not sexy.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir – Right. I’d much rather hear, “I want you to eat me!”

While waiting for friends to join me for a dinner date at a restaurant, I started chatting with the woman seated next to me. I told her that I’ve always been lousy at judging a baby’s sex, but I could tell her son was all boy. She politely told me that her ‘son’ was a girl.

My grandson came in the house today and said “I’m poopy Grandma”. So I told him to go to the changing room and I would be in right away. The problem is, he had cat poop all over his shoes and tracked it all the way down the hall.

@noelleptc Ha, yet he looked the opposite of that – people are deceiving…I was like ‘no no no no no’

My husband outted my friend as a pot smoker in front of her boss. We were all just hanging out and he wasn’t aware of the power dynamics….wrut roe!

@noelleptc Hahahahha…no…I’m not a huge Dane Cook fan…omg, I was just stumbling and found this.

A co worker of mine was trying to convey why it is he thinks I look so young to him. He said, “you can’t always just go by hands or face, but your breasts are young (the weirdness starts- I arrange some papers), not that I look at your breasts (uh huh) but they’re right there (I dress conservatively at work, rarely cleavage skin) and I imagine they look really good even when you don’t wear a…” I told him it was time for him to go outside and not think about boobs so much. He’s almost 21, I think.

@KhiaKarma Wow! That couldn’t have been at all comfortable, for any of you. Oops.

@noelleptc “I’m not sexually harassing you right now”

Haha I love that.

@Neizvestnaya Too bad you didn’t have a camera rolling.

Yes. Everytime I shower I expect to see some hot male body when I look down at myself and then I actually see my body and I cry. sniff, sniff

@noelleptc – I wouldn’t mind looking over and seeing you in the shower :-p

@noelleptc – Oh, I like to do more than just peep :-p

@noelleptc I don’t feel like a pervert when I see myself in the shower, I just feel disappointed and suicidal! LOL