Are there song lyrics that you hate?

Yes, indeed. There are some that really make my skin crawl. Some examples would be:

From the putrescent song “Rub It In” by Billy “Crash” Craddock:
Put a little on my nose
Put a little on my toe
Put it on my back and my sacroiliac
And a dab on my chinny-chin-chin

Also, the disco stick line from Love Games by Lady Gaga, the entire song “Tight Fitting Jeans” by Conway Twitty (really, any song by Conway Twitty), and that llama llama duck song.

I almost forgot. The most abominable song lyrics in the history of the universe are those to the song “My Neck, My Back (Lick It)” by Khia.

“When we drink we do it right, gettin’ slizzard” – Like A G6 (I don’t know who sings it.)

and

“I’m bluffin’ with my muffin. I’m not lying, I’m just stunnin’ with my love glue-gunnin’” – Pokerface (Lady Gaga)

Just about any mainstream rap or hiphop, especially Soulja Boy.

“My humps, my humps, my humps… my lovely lady lumps!” Of course, when it’s done right, it’s a very entertaining song.

I can not stand the new hit song by eminem..I love the way you lie…It is rediculous! she loves the way he lies? and then he says he is sorry but really doesn’t mean it and if she tries to leave again he will tie her to the bed and set the house on fire?! WHAT???
People REALLY enjoy this? ugh!

“Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brains” – Hey, Soul Sister by Train.

What the fuck is that? I love that song, but that line is just stupid…

Yeah I have as a matter of fact…....oh you want me to tell you? Well you should have said, okay here you go. Any lyric which associates ”baby” with anything other than an infant still feeding from the tit. Stop it!! Effective immediately.

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The whole of Fight For This Love by Cheryl Cole make me cringe. It’s just so full of cliches and everytime I hear it I think that it could have easily been written by a lovesick 14 year old who is “in love” with her teacher!!!

That song “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” by Drowning Pool. It is the most repetive song ever and the lyrics make no sense. The bad Disturbed has some stupid meaningless lyrics as well.
I have no idea what they are singing about.

I AM, I said…to no one there;
And no one heard at all…not even the chair. -Neil Diamond

And line that ends with “You and I”...of course!

Sure there are.

@ucme

That’s like…95% of popular music. :P

Here’s one that I hate. The lyrical pattern that goes:

yadda yadda etc. such and such girl
etc. blah blah blah yadda yadda world

I think the tune is from Oasis? Something about a champagne supernova. And where were you when we were getting high? Humph. Probably not writing those lyrics. It makes no sense and I really hate that song. smoke much?

Get ready for the horrible song stuck in your head syndrome- “Lovin you is easy cuz you’re beautiful, and makin love with you is all I wanna do.” And somewhere down the queasy sugar slide is that tuneless screeching noise….

miley cyrus “im shakin my hips like yeah” shut the fuck up what does that even mean she cant even think of a descriptive phrase so she resorts to “YEAH”?!?!!? i hate so much the talentless things people do nowaday and become famous because of.

I Hate hate hate This song and the lyrics are so stupid

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on.

Far across the distance
and spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.

Near, Far,
wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.

Once more, you opened the door
And you’re here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.

Love can touch us one time
and last for a lifetime
And never let go till we’re gone.

Love was when I loved you,
one true time to hold on to
In my life we’ll always go on.
Near, far,
wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.

Once more, you opened the door
And you’re here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.

You’re here, there’s nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on.
We’ll stay, forever this way
You are safe in my heart

and my heart will go on and on.

EEK @Deja_vu seriously suckin. It disturbs me that you have all of those lyrics here. That song is vapid.

@janedelila cause I hate all those lyrics :P

Hahaha @Dominicx that’s the pattern to my patented Hit Maker equation…innn this worrrrrldddd.

That wonderful Three Days Grace song with what must be the pinnacle of songwriting genius contained within the chorus:

If you can’t stand the way
This place is…
Take yourself to higher places

What level of superhuman talent it must take to be able to rhyme place is with places. Fuck you John Lennon. Eat shit Bob Dylan. Suck balls Roger Waters. You are mere mortals next to the God who came up with that.

So many/ Heres a couple:

Hey -you’re crazy bitch
but you fuck so good, I’m on top of it
when I dream, I’m doing you all night
scratches all down my back to keep me right on

and

Pain, without love
Pain, I can’t get enough
Pain, I like it rough
‘Cause I’d rather feel pain than nothing at all

@DominicX Your point being?

Yes. Anything by Staind or Sean Paul.

“Life” by Des’ree. It was a huge hit here but the lyrics were the worst piece of rubbish I’ve ever heard. I was writing better at the age of ten.

I don’t want to see a ghost
It’s the sight that I fear most
I’d rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

@downtide Okay…those are really, really bad lyrics.

I also forgot to mention that even though I think Puddle of Mudd is an awesome group, they do have that one song where he says, “I love the way you look at me, I love the way you smack my ass.” I could’ve done without the, “I love the way you smack my ass” part.

‘Tis the season…almost. Every year I cringe at the lyrics of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. I hate the message that if you are ‘special’ you get recognition and otherwise you get laughed at and are called names. Someone pointed out that he used his ‘difference’ in a positive way, but I can’t get away from the basic unfairness of it all. Nobody should be laughed at and called names. That just makes the world uglier.

I had to bump this because I just heard a song by Drake and Lil Wayne that begins with:

“Hello motherfucker, hey, hi, how ya dern? It’s Weezy F, baby, come to take a shit and urine on the toilet bowl bitches.”

WHAT THE FUCKIN SHIT IS THAT?