(NSFW)Men: do you wear something sexy before you have sex?

I prefer to be au-natural whilst doing the wild thing.

How intimate are white socks?

I should clarify, before you have sex.

Nope, I wear whatever I have on from during the day, and all of it comes off. You can do foreplay in jeans and a t shirt lol.

Cologne. ;)

I like no fly briefs. It’s the only time I wear them.

My faded, hole ridden GI camo underwear. Always a winner.

Can I crash your thread and express what I wish men would do before sexy time?

Bathe- all the nooks and crannies. Rinse well.
Clean under fingernails, please.
Shave (for the unbearded)
Brush teeth
Clean underwear if you’ve got to have any on at all.

You know I try to, but somehow it never comes out right. At first she thought my bunny slippers were a fetish and she was all excited. How was I to know the room would be that cold, and I’d need to keep them on? Anyway I was going for the woodsman look and I was wearing these three year old long underwear (almost ready for a wash). In my experience (all two days of it), women totally dig pulling those things off.

But my wife, it seemed like she kept on sniffing around for a dead rat or something, and when she got them off, she threw them right out the window into the trash below. I’d a complimented her on her aim, except a man’s gotta have standards. Getting the aroma of eggshells and coffee grounds on your favorite long johns kind of takes the sexy out of it.

Well, there’s more, but I’m sure you’re pretty bored by now. And I’d have to get into the naughty naughty stuff and I’m just not sure I want to regale you with all those stunts we get up to. To tell the truth, I don’t know if I could describe them anyway.

If he is wearing any kind of “outfit”,it had better be a target! XD

I’m confused by the nature of this question…

Is your wife taking the time to dress up to go out with you, or to dress up and have sex with you? Under the former circumstances, yes, I’d take time to dress up as well if I were going out with my S/O. If it’s the latter… well, I dont understand why anyone would “dress up” to have sex… unless you’re wearing animal suits or bondage stuff, if you’re into that.

Otherwise, I’m not recognizing the correlation between dressing up and humpin’. Generally, whatever I’m wearing comes off when I have sex somehow, whether I took the time to dress up or not, so, if it happens it happens, regardless.

I think my husband needs a banana hammock. He’d rock it.

@casheroo banana hammock?

I like to think I’m always dressed sexy.

Not on purpose. Although you’re not going to see me wearing something as abominable as sweatpants before having sex… :P

But my boyfriend says I look hot in white sweatshirts and dark blue jeans (and the jeans I wear are pretty slim, none of that baggy shit). ;)

Fwuffy bunny slippers, a peek-a-boo bra & a gormless…... cheeky grin :¬)

@Neizvestnaya I second that.

i wear my girlfriend’s panties