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If I could ____, I would ____.
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If I could spend more time with my man, I would not be so grumpy during the week.
He works nights, I work days. This is the way it’s been for 7 years and will be for the foreseeable future. Most of the time, it’s okay, but sometimes I really miss him during the week.
If I could rip out my ovaries now, I would feed them to a pack of hungry wolves.
Turn back time…......find a way. Just thought i’d Cher that with you.
If I could force myself to write my statement of intent for graduate school then my application for the initial filing period would be complete.
I’ve been terrified of mucking up my shot to move forward.
If I were smart enough and had enough money which I don’t, I would go to Columbia University my dream school
If I could live my life in my dreams, I would. period.
If I could get over my fear of failure, I’d have an easier time job hunting.
If I could crap on my bosses desk, I would crap on my bosses desk.
If I could save poots in a bottle, I would release them on unsuspecting passerby
If I could hug Gerard Way, I would…. um…. OMG WOOOOOW
[NSFW] If I could find a female sex slave, I’d wear her as my cum sponge all day.
If I could steal the computer power cords of the Fluther moderators, I would hide them where they can’t find them.
If I could have lunch with Butch again, I’d cut off my left arm.
@Blueroses I wouldn’t have to. He would do it for me.
If I could win the lottery, I would do so much good with it.
If I could go back in time, I would maim the pedo creep who took my virginity.
If I could get rid of my endometriosis, I wouldn’t be such a miserable bitch.
If I could shit out money, I would not work.
If I had a monetary transaction with @Symbeline , I would wear gloves.
if i could get a golden ticket to some dutch hostel where they tie you up and subject you to the kind or twisted horrors only your pedo uncle could muster in his sweaty deams,,,,,,,,,i would NOT
If I could eat a panda steak I would request that it be cooked dark on one side and light on the other, chuckle heartily, then realise i’ve become my Dad.
@ChazMaz I expect that report by monday.
If I could swim I would certainly move to the coast to spend more time in the sea!
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