Who would win?
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hairypalm (
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April 4th, 2008
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Chuck Norris vs. Kimbo Slice.
my money is on chuck.
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That one is tough! My vote is it would win on a draw. Neither would be able to knock the other out. They would just fight until the world would be destroyed by the two massive forces.
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Hmmmm, good point. I’m going to have to say, it would come down to circumstance. Basically whoever connects with the first punch would win. I can see chuck coming in with a nice HHWWWAAAA to the neck. If he connects, game over. Kimbo no longer has a head. If he missed though, I’d see kimbo coming back with with a power hook that would take out Norrris. Then Kimbo would feast on the legend.
If Kimbo struck first, Norris would be ready to pull out a dodge that would be so fast and text book perfect, that kimbo would be disoriented and go down with hardly any fight. Again though, if he did connect, game over. That guys a power house.
how would chuck miss? He has eagle eyes. But he would not even have to use them, he would use his 9th sense and home in on kimbo’s fear and wham!!!
Kimbo’s fear? Come on. That guy has no fear. Kimbo’s a tank and fears no one. Even the great Chuck.
Is this even a question that needs to be asked? We all know who would win… hint:he has no chin, only a 3rd fist.
Yeah but Kimbo’s got a huge, rock hard forehead to block that third fist.
Good counterpoint, but there is one thing you have forgotten: Kimbo is a mortal.
Chuck does not even need his legs, he hovers.
The only thing that can kill Chuck Norris is God himself, and that is only after a decade long battle.
If he hovers, Kimbo would knock him outta the sky. Here’s the deal, Chick is all around great and awesome, but Kimbo destroys people. If Kimbo got a hold of Chuck, even he would be in trouble. All I’m saying is I want tickets to that showdown.
hmmmm. Destroys=kimbo
Chuck= instant death.
Exactly. Chuck vs Kimbo=great fight! Who knows untill it happens?
Kimbo. There’s like a fourty year difference in age!
chuck Norris has no age. Nor does he have a beating heart.
Chuck Norris is a lame old dude from texas that likes karate too much(kinda like the karate man in Nepolian Dynamite), I would venture to say that noone has seen chuck norris in a real fight. Kimbo REALLY breaks people’s heads open and I’ve never seen a mark on him.
I’d like to say that you could die for saying that. You are very lucky Chuck Norris is in space right now fixing the space station with his bare hands and no space sute while holding his breath for weeks. So you are lucky my freind. I would sleep light tonight. you never know, ehe might have heard you…......tic toc….......tic…..toc.
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