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Who would win?

Asked by hairypalm (889points) April 4th, 2008 from iPhone

Chuck Norris vs. Kimbo Slice.
my money is on chuck.

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theredjawa's avatar

Who is Kimbo Slice?

Randy's avatar

That one is tough! My vote is it would win on a draw. Neither would be able to knock the other out. They would just fight until the world would be destroyed by the two massive forces.

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Randy's avatar

Hmmmm, good point. I’m going to have to say, it would come down to circumstance. Basically whoever connects with the first punch would win. I can see chuck coming in with a nice HHWWWAAAA to the neck. If he connects, game over. Kimbo no longer has a head. If he missed though, I’d see kimbo coming back with with a power hook that would take out Norrris. Then Kimbo would feast on the legend.

If Kimbo struck first, Norris would be ready to pull out a dodge that would be so fast and text book perfect, that kimbo would be disoriented and go down with hardly any fight. Again though, if he did connect, game over. That guys a power house.

hairypalm's avatar

how would chuck miss? He has eagle eyes. But he would not even have to use them, he would use his 9th sense and home in on kimbo’s fear and wham!!!

Randy's avatar

Kimbo’s fear? Come on. That guy has no fear. Kimbo’s a tank and fears no one. Even the great Chuck.

eambos's avatar

Is this even a question that needs to be asked? We all know who would win… hint:he has no chin, only a 3rd fist.

Randy's avatar

Yeah but Kimbo’s got a huge, rock hard forehead to block that third fist.

eambos's avatar

Good counterpoint, but there is one thing you have forgotten: Kimbo is a mortal.

hairypalm's avatar

Chuck does not even need his legs, he hovers.

eambos's avatar

The only thing that can kill Chuck Norris is God himself, and that is only after a decade long battle.

Randy's avatar

If he hovers, Kimbo would knock him outta the sky. Here’s the deal, Chick is all around great and awesome, but Kimbo destroys people. If Kimbo got a hold of Chuck, even he would be in trouble. All I’m saying is I want tickets to that showdown.

hairypalm's avatar

hmmmm. Destroys=kimbo
Chuck= instant death.

Randy's avatar

Exactly. Chuck vs Kimbo=great fight! Who knows untill it happens?

shared3's avatar

Kimbo. There’s like a fourty year difference in age!

hairypalm's avatar

chuck Norris has no age. Nor does he have a beating heart.

okc405's avatar

Chuck Norris is a lame old dude from texas that likes karate too much(kinda like the karate man in Nepolian Dynamite), I would venture to say that noone has seen chuck norris in a real fight. Kimbo REALLY breaks people’s heads open and I’ve never seen a mark on him.

hairypalm's avatar

I’d like to say that you could die for saying that. You are very lucky Chuck Norris is in space right now fixing the space station with his bare hands and no space sute while holding his breath for weeks. So you are lucky my freind. I would sleep light tonight. you never know, ehe might have heard you…......tic toc….......tic…..toc.

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