What would you like for TSA options instead of just the scanner or a pat down by a same sex security agent?

pay extra for porn star pat downs? I like this question, it’s quality!

I think there should be an option to pat them down in return for their pat down. XD

Group gropes would save even more time.

@Adirondackwannabe A fine idea there. Who would do a better job than a fellow passenger! Then you would be certain that guy next to you wasn’t up to no good!

@Cruiser We need some kind of protocol so teams of terrorists working together couldn’t defeat the group grope.

I’d like the option of beating the $h!t out of one who gets too friendly.That would be fun for me ;)

@Adirondackwannabe Yes we would and a hand warmer station in the winter!! XD

I’m cutting in line in front of @lucillelucillelucille to get a friskin before she beats the hell out of them! ;) I’d volunteer to do her pat down but know I would get my ass beat! ;)

@lucillelucillelucille I’m trying to come up with a solution for you, but I’m concerned about the other passengers.
@Cruiser Good point about the hand warmer.

What if before a full pat down, the TSA agent has to tell the passenger an embarrassing secret about themselves.

That would make me feel more like we were both vulnerable, and could go out for a coffee after the deed was done.

Dinner and a movie beforehand?

Oooh – how about reduced ticket prices or travel vouchers!

Pat downs with happy endings? (Ewww)

@syz Even I hadn’t got that far with this. ewww

@Adirondackwannabe

<==== gutter dweller

We could resurrect Michael Jackson, he could “pat down” the kids…......or maybe not. :¬)

@Cruiser -...and you would like it! XD

I think they should drug everyone, strip them naked and toss them on the plane, then wake them up when they reach their destination. That way, we solve the security problem and eliminate the discomforts of being shipped in coach with screaming kids and no food.

You had me at “same sex pat-downs”.