You're in the White House, what's one question you would ask Michelle?

How many dresses do you have?

Where’s the door?

Where do you get your clothes?
Seriously, she is probably one of the best dressed first ladies we’ve had.

What about systemic sexism bothers you the most?

@Simone_De_Beauvoir Nice! I’m guessing or maybe it’s hoping, she cringes every time she hears “first lady.” Would like to think so.

@ucme I’m guessing she cringes any time anyone asks her about her fashion choices or her nice arms instead of anything of substance.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir This also may…..should be true.

Whatchoo gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk?

What is most frustrating about your life today?

Where can I find the loo?

Does Barack have a big wang?

In order to encourage young black girl to become proud of their nappy hair, why don’t you stop straightening your hair and let it become nappy to show them that you are proud of it?

@Blackberry <racist remark> I thought they all did</racist remark>

<ignorant racial generalization> Yeah, but he’s half white…....so it could either be really small, medium, or big. </ignorant racial generalization> Lol.

Michelle sees Barack in shower, says…...OH-bama ;¬}

Why did you say you haven’t been proud to be an American until now?

I would probably discuss parenting with her. I’d ask about raising those girls in a fish bowl.

@SuperMouse Now that’s using your head, great question :¬)

I think in the end i’d probably want to know if at any time in the future she sees herself running for President. Well if it’s good enough for Hillary…..

I wouldn’t ask her a thing.

@lucillelucillelucille yeah, that’s err…..fair enough I suppose.

“Well, if it wasn’t you, then who in hell did order all these f***n pizzas?!”
“Oh, isn’t this 1601 Pennsylvania Avenue?”

Where’s my sandwich?

I would ask her if she knew who it was that let the dogs out.

Where you keep the booze at?

Why do you always wear your hair straight?

@Facade . . . i just snorted beer out of my nose.

@Blondesjon Ouch? lol I would like to know though…

@Facade : I kind of hit on that one above.

@jca I don’t know how I missed that. GQ

How does it feel to have your entire identity wrapped up in being your husband’s wife? What do you miss most about being a private citizen?

Does your Husband ever feel that there are clowns to the left of him and jokers to the right and that he’s stuck in the middle with you?

Whats your favorite dinner for the family?

Have you got rid of the ants in your house?