(Creativity encouraged) What is a fitting death for vehicle thieves?

My crappy but pricey motor scooter was just stolen. Normally jlelandg wouldn’t ride a motor scooter, but I’ve just had horrible pain and problems walking, and am currently waiting for my school semester to finish to go to the doctor, until then I had crappy scooter. To feel better, I’m hoping my community-mates can cheer me up by telling me great ways for ANY vehicular thief to die.