If you were a cop, which celebrity would you arrest with a sarcastic smile on your face?

For starters…

I went in a whole other direction when I read the title. LOL
But if I must pick under your premise than Chris Brown and Mel Gibson are going down!

@jaytkay Funny as that undoubtedly looks….who the hell is he? Englander here.

@Joybird Yeah slightly misleading that. I’ve since corrected it, thanks.

All of them. Then I would beat them within an inch of their lives with my baton. Maybe stomp on their face a few times. Choke them just enough to not kill them. Slam their heads into their driver side window. Just to list a few things that would makes me feel all nice and snuggly inside.

@ucme It’s GW Bush’s top advisor Karl Rove

Michael Vick. I’d definitely send my police dog after him.

The guy that plays Kramer on Seinfeld & Mel Gibson.

@jonsblond OHH I totally forgot about Vick!! Good One.

ANN COULTER.

Sarah Palin.

Since @jaytkay has Rove taken care of I would head on over to Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, and Rush Limbaugh.

tom cruise god I hate him. I almost committed suicide during Risky Business.

I don’t care if he’s a celebrity or not I’m going for Dick Cheney

Justin Bieber, gag.

Silvio Berlusconi.

Lindsay Lohan Oh, wait. She’s already been arrested. Darn.

Paris Hilton. And I’d never let her out of jail.

Amy Winehouse…

You have the right to keep your mouth closed… or open…

Elaine Pagels.

Julia Roberts
I would love to knock her down a peg or two.

@chyna I gotta say, I don’t get the animosity against a cute little boy who has (accidentally) captured the hearts of 10’s of millions of little girls. You might as well say Mickey Mouse.

I’d like to arrest Mel Gibson while dressed as a Hasidic Jew.

Mickey Mouse

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies For indecent exposure?

Just for becoming a money hungry rat.

Do I have to confine it to a smirk? Can I please run my mouth?
Flav-o-flav, Brett Michaels, New York, Britney Spears, Ashton Kutcher, (I’d probably smack his hat off for him while I was at it) really anyone involved in reality television that includes staging stupid scenes or having a group of people compete for the dubious distiction of dating the “prize”, or any other stupid, lame, ridiculous fucking contest.
I said that with out anger.

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies, please don’t demean rats. See Fluther Guidelines on Respect for Rodents.

Thanks.

Definitely Tom Cruise. His real name is Richard Cranium…......... What an absolute jerk!

Justin Bieber.

Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift.
And the second oldest Jonas Brother

Lindsey Lohan

@erichw1504 – Wouldn’t that be far too redundant to be fun?

@iamthemob With the lifestyle she lives? No.

Hands down, Mel Gibson. That guy needs help.