No, I mean what REALLY gives you the creeps?

Being in the woods in Washington state at night. It’s beautiful, but it’s REALLY spooky with the fog and the dampness and the Sasquatch and what not. Seriously causes me to tuck my butt in! (Congrats on 5K, BTW!)

At the risk of stating the obvious, creepy guys creep me out. I was taking the elevator at work once and this creepy guy was the only other person in there with me. He just kept staring at me. That was creepy enough but he just exuded creepiness, he was dripping with it, like sweat. Creepiness isn’t something science has yet been able to measure and quantify, but you know it when you feel it. Yuck. I felt like I was covered with some kind of creep dandruff or creep dust that I had to literally shake off my skin and clothes when I got out of there.

@lillycoyote EXACTLY!!!!!

@noelleptc X2!!! They have MONSTER slugs in Washington state, and they’re out there in those dark damp, creepy woods too, playing with the Sasquatch!

The fingertips of crack & meth users.

Greenish/black stuff growing or stained onto some people’s teeth.

When I see people not wash their hands after using a public toilet.

Dogs/Cats doing the “butt scoot” across floors.

Anyone I overhear snorting back snot down their throat.

The “hop” some men do to jiggle their bellies back under their pants/belt.

The smell of a sweaty baby’s head.

My grama insisting to tap my arm everytime she talks to me.

@lillycoyote I wonder if creepy people know they are creepy….

Spiders. Just too creepy.

@Neizvestnaya—the things you mentioned make me want to barf, but they don’t creep me out.

@Seelix: Ok, here’s some creepy for you

“I think dogs’ little buttholes are soooo cute!”

Joe Biden

@Neizvestnaya – All right, that’s creepy ;)

Spiders.

@Dutchess_III I don’t think they do or they would control it. I think the really dangerous ones, the sociopaths like Ted Bundy aren’t creepy at all.

@Neizvestnaya The smell of a baby’s head creeps you out? That’s actually one of my favorite smells in the world. It smells like a mixture of baby and cookies to me.

@UScitizen Joe creeps you out? In what way? I can imagine not liking him, not agreeing with or liking his policies but creepy? I don’t get that. But I guess creepy can be a very personal thing.

500 lbs grown men who live in their parent’s basement, pretending to be a teen girl and they friend 14 year old girls online.

@lillycoyote: Clean baby head is totally different than sweaty unwashed baby head. Oh ick, just thinking about it made my teeth gnash.

Who doesn’t wash their baby’s head??

@Dutchess_III: I’ll not name names but some folks I know in Oklahoma.

Waking up with a semi realistic looking life sized doll staring me in the eyes. Not fun and very creepy.

Spiders, being home alone at night, being around sketchy areas

@Dutchess_III Creepy parents don’t wash their baby’s head, that’s who.

Spit on the sidewalk.
Spiders Hell! most insects.
Vomit
Road Kill

Spiders, too, they just scurry or come down that silk so fast. I check ceilings wherever I go. When my dog leaps off the bed growling at 3 am. I know he senses a freaking bunny outside but I feel freaked. Which is not creepy, sorry. How about when you pick up a rock or wood off the ground and your fingers slide into slimy?

Voices right behind my ear that call my name. I turn, look, and nobody hears it. That creeps me out bad.

Spiders? Maybe some, but only because they might be poisonous. Around our home there are many tiny, jumping spiders about the size of a pinhead with legs that we call Maximilian or Max for short. But then I have a cracked sense of humour.

Centipedes and millipedes give me the serious heebie-jeebies.

Accidentally putting my hand through a spider web when I reach for a tool in the garage.

The Government

Spiders, dolls, clowns and perverts.
And the sound of twigs cracking in the trees, in the dark, when I’m out camping (especially when camping alone).

Imagining how a morbidly obese person wipes their butt. Once it’s in there it’s stuck…....the thought that is.

I just can’t get you out of my head.
It’s more than I dare to think about.
La la la, la la la la la, la la la.

Male circumcision

I once saw my (at the time) step-mother naked! She thought no one was home but unfortunately me and my eyes were!

Well, there’s this movie called the Human Centipede, see..

I haven’t seen it, but, I know what it’s about, and that’s enough for me..

@ucme OMG. Thanks a lot.

The idea that anyone can be fucked-up in the head to hurt animals, children, each other and that you wouldnt’ be able to tell either way. Fucking clowns and those weird unmoving dolls.

Wasps and hornets.

Chewed up gum and the bottom of my shoe.

@Deja_vu Gum on my shoe makes me furious rather than creeped out. It happened a few days ago while gardening. To fix it I walked in sand. When I got home I put the shoe in a plastic bag, sealed it tightly and placed it in the freezer for a couple of hours. The gum came off (without leaving much evidence behind) by using a nail and scraping.