What do you think Santa Claus may be doing right now?
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November 22nd, 2010
Yeah, kind of thrown to the lions this question, but we’ll see. With little over a month before Crimbo, one’s mind wanders off onto insanity beach. The result of which is an enquiry regarding the present comings & goings of one Daddy Christmas. So folks & folkettes, what exactly do you imagine the jolly funster may be up to eh?
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You can start tracking him December 1st! ;)
Scheduling his vacation for December 26th.
Making a list, and checking it twice.
Snacking so he can fatten up.
Deciding on which outfit suits him best :))))))
5 answers in & as of yet no bah humbugs…..this may turn out better than I hoped…....oh shit, look out here it comes!
Recently, he decided he was getting a bit old for the business, so he’s turned it over to his long time associate, while he has headed to Barbados for some fun in the sun.
Expect big changes this year. Why, there are rumors that his assistant has shaved off that beard! Also, he’s changing in red for purple. Don’t ask me. I just report it. I don’t make the news.
Wondering how he’s going to fit all those Kinect devices on his sleigh.
Well I hope he has booked in at the hairdressers. That hair and beard certainly needs a trim!!
I’m gonna say Mrs. Claus.
Probably telling his elfs they better get their shit in gear because he plans on making a lot of money this Christmas and he better not lose business to his biggest competition, who happens to be Jesus! LOL
Putting his foot in the ass of any elves that are not giving it their all.
The list is made, he is in the process of his second check by now. Also practicing his “Ho ho ho’s”
Mrs. Claus has her arms crossed and her toe is tapping because dinner is ready dammit!
Because of U.S. overconsumption, Santa Clause’s job has been outsourced to a third world country where the work can be done more efficiently and cheaply, and workers are not subject to employment protections. Santa Clause’s unemployment application was rejected due to the fact that, technically, he was self-employed. He was last seen in an area well known for its drug activity seven months ago. His precise location, at this time, is unknown.
He’s at my house snacking on the food I’ve already prepped for Thursday. It’s very annoying, really, now I have to do it all over. Guess I’ll make some cookies to keep him occupied, then maybe he’ll take a nap.
He’s out looking for a replacement reindeer…Jonsblonde shot Rudolph :/
@FutureMemory Yeah, but at least she used the meat, and the nose is a decoration so it’s a win/win situation. She also boiled down the hooves for glue, used the ligaments as sinew for sewing the hide into boots, and the bones and antlers are made into cutting and digging implemets. That girl is nothing if not thorough!
Masturbating and picking his nose simultaneously. Hey—he’s the one keeping the list. Do you really believe that he doesn’t cut himself some slack?
@ratboy BLASPHEMER! YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS! NO PRESENTS FOR YOU!
@ucme, I nearly wept remembering how as a boy I sat with my family around the Christmas tree singing that very carol. Afterwards candy canes were licked and sucked.
This thread is becoming disgustingly crude. What the Hell’s wrong with you people?
^^I believe you started the decline.
He’s wondering how all the elves will make these electronic gifts with their wooden hammers and screwdrivers.
Eating sensibly so he can partake of all the goodies that will be left on hearths for him. And asking Mrs. Claus where are his good green socks, the ones that don’t chafe inside his boots. Talking a poll by the elves to see if he should switch from saying “Ho Ho Ho” to “Woot!” Or he might at the mall, because I saw him there on Friday.
Downloading an app on his iPhone to keep track of houses while he’s out dropping presents off.
Prolly just havin a beer and doing crossword puzzles.
@Symbeline
6 across—a 7 letter word for an un-domesticated reindeer—C A R I B O U
Slurp! Glug glug glug
4 down—a 13 letter word for an alternative laborer for an elf—O O M P A H L O O M P A H
Slurp! Hic…
Worrying about global warming affecting the North Pole?
He was here for dinner and I can tell ya, he’s napping now, and didn’t even help with the dishes. Hmmph.
What did you do to tire him out?
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