What would your dog do if he/she was drunk?

My dog would most certainly drive. ;)

She would prank call people asking them if “they have prince albert in a can, better let him out” and “is your refrigerator running, better go catch it.” She’s corny like that.

My dog would probably pole dance. Haza!

It would very likely die. Pretty horribly. Dogs don’t metabolize alcohol, so a little bit can kill them. Sorry to be a buzz kill, but it’s not funny.

@CyanoticWasp I was going to say the same thing. Alcohol is highly toxic to dogs and a drunk dog would be very lucky to survive at all.

Two other things dog owners need to be aware of: chocolate and grapes, both of which can also be fatal.

Oh she’d be a wanton tramp from below stairs. Thrusting her fanny wherever she pleases. She’s a tramp & I love her….bum bum bum rough :¬)

My little doggie has always loved hooch and has been drunk several times. He usually has a burst of what we call “Rocket Dog” where he runs around the house all hyper then he finds a place to flop down and go to sleep,

My dog would randomly arrest people.