Who wants to play the alphabetic blankity blank game?

Arrogant as an apple.

Bitchy as a ballerina.

… yeah, I went there.

Classy as a clown.

Dirty as a dumpster.

Early as an earthworm.

Froggy as a Frenchman :¬)

Grave as a grave

Heavy as a horse.

Icy as an Igloo

Juicy as a jackfuit

kitschy as a kangaroo

Lustful as a lothario

Mopey as a martyr.

Nasty as a Nancy

Open as a Oyster

past as the present

Queer as a Queen

randy as a rhino

Sleepy as a sloth

Trashy as a tramp.

Vivacious as a Vicky

Whoops

underhanded as an umbrella

nobody said it had to make sense!

Vertical as a viper

wet as a walrus

xanadu as a xbox

Yappy as a yeti

Zippy as a zebra

Arrogant as an artichoke

Busty as a blonde bombshell.

Corny as a cornea

Drippy as a diaper.

Ew.

Erotic as an Englishman….oh hello! ;¬}

funny as a frenchman

Grumpy as a German.

Hungry as a Hungarian….hippo

Ignorant as an icicle.

Jaded as a jackass

Kooky as a kitten.

Loony as a loon…what else?

Messy as a moose.

Nerdy as a nincompoop!

obstinate as an octopus

Permanent as Pompeii

Quirky as a quarter

Rare as a Ruby

Seductive as a siren

Tired as a tire.
get it?

Ugly as a uvula.

Victorious as a veterinarian.

Wretched as a war….peace man!

Xanth as a Xylophone

Youthful as a Yak

Zipped as a Zagnut

Awe-inspiring as an acorn.

Bubblicious as a stick of gum :¬)

Cute as a cupcake.

Dirty as a dawg

Egregious as an elephant.

I have no idea what that means.

Fullsome as a firm pert breast…drool

Gruesome as a gargoyle.

Harmonious as a harpsichord.

Isolated as an island.

Jiggly as Jello

Kinetic as a knife.

Lovely as a Lotus

Malodorous as miasma.

Nice as a Nerd

Officious as an officer.

Pleasant as a peasant.

Quiet as a Querus

Radiant as a rainbow.

Surprising as serendipity

Triumphant as a triceratops.

Ugly as a Unicorn

Vicarious as a vixen.

Wiley as a WatchaMcDoohickey.

But seriously, people. I think we’re going overboard with all of these “Let’s Play The Alphabetic (stuff here) Game!” questions. Simmah down nah’.

X-hilarating as Xanax

Funny as a frog.

Yakity as a yes-man
I don’t know how @daytonamisticrip came up with F after X:)))!

Zappy as a Zip code.

I typed “Z” into google and took the first two words that I got.

‘Appy as an Aardvark!

Batty as a Bat!

Crud as Crud. heh!

Dry as a dust-bowl.

Enigmatic as an Elephant.

pushing @daytonamisticrip down to here for F

Giddy as a goose.

Heartwarming as Hark the Angels

Idiotic as an Igloo

Jumpy as a Jackass!

Killing as a Kohls

Lusty as a louse

Morose as a mortician

Nutty as a Nunchuck.

Obtuse as an optician.

putrid as a punk

quixotic as a quail

Useless as an Ulcer.

Rude as a rhino.

Savage as a Saint

Tardy as a turtle.

Unflattering as a unitard.

Violated as a vicar

@ucme LOL! Love it.

Wanton as a wallaby

@WillWorkForChocolate That’s what the vicar said XD

Zaniest as a Zoid

Arbitrarily as an artichoke.

Belligerent as a baboon.

Calculating as a chipmunk

Daring as a Daffodil.

Egoistic as an educator.

Frugal as a fruit.

Great as a grape

Hairy as a Hun

Impotent as an Icelander.

Jumpy as a jackrabbit

Keen as a kangaroo.

Lame as a licorice.

Mossy as most (licorice treats)

Nerdy as a nanny.

Omniscient as an oompa-loompa

Pathetic as a pla’yah.

Quirky as a quickie.

Rambunctious as a reptile.

Sophisticated as a Stormtrooper

Tangy as a tart.

Unheralded as a unicorn

Vainglorious as a Vulcan.

Worthy as a wank ;¬}

Xenophobic as a xanadu.

Youthful as a yuppie.

Zonked as a zit.

Addled as an Alzheimer’s sufferer

Brainy as a bonehead

wow that made a lot of sense XD

Cute as a clitoris ;¬}

Dangerous as a Dame!

Elusive as a eunuch….ouch!

Frantic as a femur.

Glamorous as a grandpa.

Hilarious as a hermit.

Irrepressible as an itch

Jidda as a junkie

Kinesthetic as a kook.

Little as a Lilliputian.

Minute as a “Mini-Me”

Nice as a nipple.

Outrageous as a ostrich

Perky as a peanut.

Quavering as quinoa

Random as a rabbit.

Slow as a sorbet. Who’s keeping track of repeats?? And what IS a sorbet, anyway? I just know it’s a noun, but I don’t know what it is. Isn’t it ice cream or something?

Tricky as a tangent.
@Dutchess_III sorbet is a frozen, fruity confection with no dairy; tart and delicious! Think Italian Ice.

I…guess I kinda knew that. I used it kerrectly, anyways. Another rule~If ya’ll don’t mind. If you google words you have to confess! Oh crap.. U.

Underhanded as an Ungluent
(I know an Ungluent is a horse species!...Er…not? Spell check sz it isn’t a word. I associate it with glue? I know it’s a word…they make glue out of horse hooves, but spell check sz it isn’t a word..)

I was sure the word was ungluent too! unguent

Vicious as a viper.

Weird as a whack-a-mole.

Zaniest as a zastrugi

Amiable as an asteroid.

Brainy as BRAINIAC

Creative as a Colombian.

Dangerous as a Dam

Zapped as a Zombie

Time to use Ctrl F, guys!

Elusive as an eel.

Groaning like a GaGa.

Happy as a hobbyhorse.

missed an “f” with or without a control f

(Why do I keep getting the ‘I’s?? I keep wanting to say what I said before!)
Insane as an iguana.

Jubilant as a jackal.

Kosher as a koala. (have to ask Rarebear about that one!)

Lascivious as a leer

Messy as a mountain.

Notorious as a neanderthal.

Oblivious as an otter.

Prickly as a porcupine

Quiet as quoits

Rancid as a roach (ish!!!)

Sturdy as Superman

Titillating as a tittie.

Unnatural as a unicorn

Valiant as a vanquisher.

xenophobic as a xebec

Yucky as a yuukey yak!

Zealous as Zorro

Ailing as an Abacus.

Banal as Butternut squash

Cute as a capybara

Delicate as a dwarf.

Evanescent as effervescence

Gross as a Godzilla. O no! There goes Tokyo, GODZILLA!

Freaky as Frankenstein lest we skip a letter…

Handy as a hammer

important as a interloper . . . .

Juvenile as a jelly. nobody in particular ;)

Kind as a Klingon.

luminescent as luciferin

Monstrous as a maggot.

Neutral as a narwhal.

Obtuse as an otter.

Perspicacious as a possum.

Quirky as a quilt.

Realistic as a Rastafarian.

Strange as a sneaker.

Tipsy as a teetotaler.

Unique as a unicorn.

Virtuous as a Violinist

Woody as a willow

Xhilarating as Xenadrine

Yellow as a yolk.

Zaftig as a zeppelin.

Apathetic as an armchair.

Bare as a baby.

(alternately, bare as a baby’s bum)

Crazy as a chipmunk.

Dry as a devil.