Who can create the longest coherent sentence where the first letter of each word is alphabetical?
OBJECTIVE:
Create a sentence as long as you can where the first letter in each word is the next alphabetically to the previous word.
Example: Ants bake cookies…
Notice the first letter of each word.
RULES:
- You don’t have to start with A, you can start anywhere within the alphabet
- If you go to the letter Z, you can continue going with A
- The sentence doesn’t have to make total sense, but it must be complete and coherent
- Don’t answer twice in a row
- Give lurve to the funniest and longest sentences!
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Erich finds grass healthy in jelly Kit-Kats.
Zoo animals burn cages during elephants’ feeding.
Brian crafts deliriously egregious, frivolously gregarious, hermetically idiotic, just kidding, laughably moronic, noxiously odious, particularly questionable responses.
Always be caring, do everything fearlessly, great hearts inspire joyful kinmanship, love, modesty, negate ostentation, pave quickly raw souls through unorthodox vision with xenial yielding zest!
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Four gentlemen hack into Java’s kick-ass legacy media new online page quickly running system tests.
Wow did that make any sense?
In Jim’s kimono, lemurs make naughty orphans purposefully question regular science tactics, undoubtedly vandalizing weak x-rays.
Atta boy @Coloma, done extremely fearlessly, greatly helping inspire jellie kinmanship…
@YoBob
Thanks..but, make that an ‘Atta GIRL!’ lol
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I wanna take part but I can’t seem to come up with anything :/ dammit…. anyways gonna follow and give some lube :)
After burning corridor doors, engulfing flames grew heavily inward jolting kids lying mindlessly napping out, poking questions, rather senselessly, than understanding validly why Xavier yelled zestfully, “All books cremated, don’t even feel guilt hating, instead just killing lame minutes, no other professors, queer rodents, stayed teaching ugly vocabulary words.”
oh that’s horrible lol
A bulimic cat deposits evil gravy hurl.
Inspired by Marley, the bulimic cat, just now.
My new, original, perhaps quasi-ridiculous, student-trap utilizes very weak X-Rays; Yemeni zebra-back archers, beautifully circling daunted ephebi, fiendishly gun hipsters inside Jade killing-labyrinths.
When xylophones, young zebras, and bears collide, destroying Earth, fueling God’s hateful infinite judgment, kids lie meekly near omniscient planes, questioning reason, sanity, truth, understanding vice; wandering, yearning xenos zip around barren cosmos, diligently endeavoring, finding Genesis, His influence joins, kindling life, making new oceans.
Boy, can dances end funny geek horndog’s imaginations justly kicking love moans, notwithstanding, over pussy quite regularly since tits vision wows.
@The_Idler, going to give any credit for “weak x-rays” there? :)
A big cat decided everyone faltered greatly, having in jasper kettles low monotonous noise on powerful quick ranges, so that under vicious whispers xenon yielded zirconium.
I didn’t say it made sense. I wanted to see what I could come up with in the quickest amount of time, and there it is. :P
Translation: A large feline decided that everyone had made a great mistake. At the same time, he had in kettles made of jasper stone, low frequency monotonous sound. The kettles sat on powerful quick-heating stoves, so that beneath the angry whispers, the xenon gas would leave zirconium as a byproduct.
There! It’s coherent. :D
A bear can dream enough for groundhogs’ half inclined jousts.
After being called down every flying gate, he indicated jaded kids laugh monotonously needing opera performances quickly rated so that underwear violins with xylophones yield zero antimatter by chatting exciting furious girls held in jails killed looking merry now on patrol quacking rooms slowly to understand vicious warriors xenon yellow zippers.
Quiet repose stops, time undulates vicariously with Xmas zither.
Ugh,,,off to shop, again, lol
@Coloma describes elusive fabrications,
granting her insinuation justified.
@erichw1504
fervently gathers highly inclined jocular kinds. ;-)
I just know light may not obstruct peaceful quilts respectfully!
@Coloma How about “babe” (it starting with a ‘b’)
A big car drives every father gathering his imaginary jogging kid like many needy older people questioning reality sit tapping upon vicious, wacky xylophones yodeling zealously.
all big children deserve educational funding; government has interests joining learning, knowledge, methods now, or possibly quick results so that universal virtues Xerox your zeal.
A boy, Chris Darnforth, emerged from Gayle’s house incessantly jostling Kitty (long, mean, nasty) over petrified quells regarding some tragic, universal visage wandering with xenophobic zookeepers.
@zenvelo That is probably the best so far!
Darwin elated, “frosty giants have insulated jackets!”
Murphy never observed pink quilts resting still, they usually vomited while Xeroxing yellow zebra appendages.
All boys can dance except for Goofy Howard; idiot just kicked lamely, maiming Nellie Olson’s pudendum quite radically so that untold vengeance waits.
After Billy corrupted Dana, excited fellows galloped halfway into Jill’s knife, lacerating many noses of pilgrims, Quakers, republicans and soldiers, thoroughly uniting vampires’ wives.
Another boring christmas daunts every friendless grinch, haunting inside jumbled kaleidoscopic LSD mindscapes, numberless obnoxious pests questioning reality; Santa’s Toys unnervingly vicious, working X-Ray zapguns?
Ok it got a bit abstract halfway through…
@The_Idler @The_Idler
I like it!
A butterfly can dither enraptured
floating gracefully
hovering in June
kindly living monarch,
opulent prince
quizzical rascal
sweet twirling umbrella
vibrant wisp o’ xanthous
yarrow zeppelin
@Coloma
Please marry me. The geese can carry the rings.
Always beautifully cautious
delivering egotistical flaws
gracefully haunting
I jump
kite losing momentum
now out powered
quiet revelations swirling
testing usefulness visually
with Xylographs
Yes, zoom!
@Blueroses
Awww, why yes they can, on little ribbons around their elegant necks. ;-)
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A black coffee does enlighten foggy gray hemispheres
What the hell time is it for you peeps anyway? Barely 8am PST, brain fog still lingering. lol
Although beige computers didn’t excite friends,
geeks had intel-lectual jamborees,
kickbanning lusers, managing networks,
organising party quests, raids,
stealing telecomms, utilizing villainous WiFi “eXplorers”,
yammering zealously about binary code,
deeply emboldened, fiendishly good hackers,
jocularly killing LANs, maiming networks,
obnoxious ping queries, repeated such that users vulnerable were
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX—Connection Lost.
you guys are so talented (I’m not even going to attempt one tonight) xx
@The_Idler
I’d say you’ve far surpassed a mere idle! lol
A blustery country darkness enfolds
fresh green hemp initiates jocularity
;-)
But can daddy ever find girls happy in just khaki, linen, muslin, nylon, or polyester quietly resisting such thieves usurping violently what xenophobic younglings zanily abducted?
I just know life may not open properly.
A bad child desires everyones favour going haywire internally joyous knowing little mind
Can Dad easily find garden hose in Jack’s keep?
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