What is the most random thing you have ever blurted out?

I was having a one sided conversation with a really annoying woman that wouldn’t leave me alone, so as soon as she took a breath I asked her:

Are you pregnant – or just plain fat? it worked

I AM NOT AN ANIMAL…I AM A MR. POTATO HEAD!!!

What would happen if you injected someone with a booger? Answer: Embolism to stoke.

Does shit melt and if so what is its melting point? Experiment was not performed due to lack of who’s mom’s pan to use.

who knows what goes on inside the mind of a fish.

I was trying to say “COOL!” one time, but for some reason I said : “STORE!”. It was odd.

“2039 2993 4362 6363 2914 4955 6364 5237 6456 5561!” Just some random numbers.

I don’t even know. I blurt out random things constantly. If I’m half-asleep, I seriously say the most random things. “Fuck a fucking comedy, I’m comedy enough.” is one I have said in the last month. I don’t usually remember any of them. :/

I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!!! :D

Shut up, shuttin up – from cartoon gangsters

Heeeeeeyyyyyoooouuuuuguuuuuyyyys! and Sloth love Chunk! – Sloth from Goonies

Fu@k her, I did! – out the car window, while driving past a couple :) I know, it’s evil

I dare you to get outta the car and play crazy with me! – in traffic with a steel rod on my shoulder

OOOH! A COIN SHOW! – Saw a sign for one while driving. It was Homer Simpson-esque :)