Cheesiest pickup line you've received?

Haha! very original. The cheesiest I ever heard was “where did the wings on your back go? cause you are an angel”

@mama_cakes What did you say to him?

Like a dorky, white Canadian, I smiled and kept walking.

I think the most offensive thing about that line is that I’m not quite clear on exactly what a woman’s milkshake is (the body part seems to vary) so it’d be hard to figure out yay or nay. But sometimes my priorities are… unusual.

@papayalily I had no idea what he was talking.

“Would you take my hand in dance, Sir?”

Sounds sweet but it was at a Drunken Raging Def Metal gig.

What iiiiis a milkshake? (said with a Jerry Seinfeld voice)

Anyone know?

@mama_cakes I can only assume he meant sticking a finger/penis somewhere.

@FutureMemory It’s… ::sigh:: a combo of the milkshake song and Daniel Day Lewis in There Will Be Blood. Except, in the milkshake song, she is at best talking about her booty, not her vagina, and most people say that milkshake in that context means that je ne sais quoi that causes men to be attracted to her, as opposed to all the other large-bunned women in the yard. But if we go with the booty idea, then that’s really more unsanitary than sexy, whereas sticking it in your vagina and licking it might be something to look into (depending on what you’re into and him being someone else, of course). So basically what he’s saying is intelligible.

Apparently, milkshake = juice, desire, passion, divaness.

Here we go..

Yes, but how would you stick your finger in it and lick it? I don’t hit on anyone by saying “Can I dip my finger in your morbid humor and lick it?” because that just creates a confusing situation where that person can’t really respond “Oh, yeah, baby, you can lick it real good.”

lol, why don’t you go back to the women’s studies question? :)

@mama_cakes What? I have no idea what you’re hinting at.

:)

I have to report you to the police, your beauty is killing me.

@Hypocrisy_Central You’ve used that on people? Or it’s been used on you? I’ve never heard that one :)

So let me get this straight… Dr. J is trying to pick me up with that “We drink your milkshake” line? I am so naive when it comes to Chrysaora!

@FutureMemory That was used by a friend I knew a while back on some gal he seen at the store he was trying to stop to get her number. His other one was “You dropped something”, then she would say “what?”, and he would reply “This conversation we are having”.

Some idiot in the 80’s told me I reminded him of Maggie Thatcher and he actually meant it as a compliment/pick up line. Unbelievable.

A guy threw a pad and pencil down in front of me at a bar and said “your name and number”. That was it. I laughed at him and left the pad and pencil on my way out.

oh boy…. that was weak @mama_cakes ! He failed the class on that one. I could really tell some good ones here. These were directed at me…not me at a lady. Back in the 70’s when i lived in Memphis and single. Better pass. It might cause a harmonal rage! Memories….ummm

@cazzie Are you saying that in the 80s you didn’t resemble a 60 year-old woman?

@BoBo1946 You must tell us now!

ummm… no way @FutureMemory ! Back in the 70’s the apartment scene was going strong. You could find a party almost any night…. and before the night was over, everyone ended up in the pool. Those were wild times. Before aids etc. I saw stuff that would make your “socks roll up and down like window shades!” Crazy stuff.

You player, you. BoBo in the house!

Well… back then, you could be a spectator and get in trouble. loll

@FutureMemory No… I was 19. To this day, I have no idea what the idiot was trying to say, but he was really hard to get rid of. Pestered me for days.

I had a math tutor that I had a major crush on and when I was heading home one day, I saw him in the parking lot and I told him, hey we’re gonna get together to do some math later, right? (something along those lines) to which he said, “yeah we’ll subtract our clothes, add some whip cream, divide your legs, and multiply.”

I also had one guy ask me if I liked metal, to which I said some and he said, “I love metal, can I taste yours?” (he was talking about my lip ring and my tongue ring)

If milk does a body good, then you must drink a lot of milk… :)

At a bar -

Guy takes a cube of ice, and smashes it on the ground and crushes it with his foot then says to the girl -

“Now that I’ve broken the ice, your place or mine?”

:-D