If the answer is, at least five times a week. What might the question be?
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December 9th, 2010
Tailored to your own individual taste of course. Just a bit of wordy fun to play with. Open to any & all manifestations so, have a ball with it if you wish.
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How often do you pick your nose?
How often do I wish I was taller so I could reach stuff?
How often do you beat off?
How often does your elephant pee in your kitchen?
How often do you have sex?
How often to you eat out?
How often does a car explode in front of your house?
How often do you eat mushrooms?
@wundayatta: Holy crap, man. Where the hell do you live????
How often do you wish for a better quality of question?
Do you buy a News paper every day? :-/
How often do the fluther servers crap out?
Why the heck don’t you buy a new tire for your car?( air pressure).
How many times do you pick up dog crape out of the yard?
How often do you take a shower or bath? (Just keeping it clean.)
How often do you get your smoke on?
How often should you work out?
How often should you tell your wife she looks good? (See this).
Do you read a daily paper?
Do you normally have breakfast?
Do you normally eat dinner at home?
Do you have dinner with the family?
Are you employed full-time?
How often do you take your vitamin D and E supplements?
How often do you weigh the biomass test plot?
How often do you workout?
How often do you have sex?
How often are you thankful for what you have?
How often do you “make love” to yourself?
Sheesh, it’s questions questions with you lot isn’t it. Always the same one’s too, yes I am talking to you!! I don’t know how long it’s going to take to answer all of these….bugger it, I can’t be bothered :¬) Thanks anyway, bless your little hearts XD
How often do you get annoyed at wasting so much of your time stuck in traffic?
How often do you wash your underwear?
How often do you feel like a fool?
How often do you get up before 530 in the morning.
How often do you answer a question on Fluther?
Does your wife hate you / nag you / suspect you / try to kill you?
What do you tell the dentist when he asks you how often you floss?
Would you lie to me about whether the front door of the house leads to Paradise or Doom, Death and Destruction?
How many times to you get beyond pissed at a video game?
How often do you answer questions from @ucme?
LMFAO! @CyanoticWasp I was thinking about that riddle this morning. I think it’s funny that the person who asked the riddle never came back and told us what the answer was.
How often do you wish it would rain?
How often do you get furious about what the Republicans are doing now?
How many times do you visit Fluther.com?
How often does someone else cook dinner for me
How often do you eat fish tacos. ~
How often do you wonder if you should be doing something else?
How often do you lose your keys?
How often do you jam your guitar with your kids?
How often do you do your Boom Boom workout and lift weights??
How often do you scroll from top to bottom, whilst reading the answers to a Fluther question, just to see wether the answer you are about to give has already been given by someone else?
How often do you consider ending a relationship?
How often do you say “maybe it will get better”?
How often do you say “forget it. Pass me a beer”?
Gah! This question makes me seriously question my fun-ness. Everything I came up with was something like “wear a scarf” or “read a book.”
How often do you pet your pet slug?
How often do you do funny dances by yourself?
How often do you wish you lived in a warmer climate?
How often do you fall asleep in mid-afternoon and bang your head on the keyboard?
How frequently do you need to be persuaded, cajoled or commanded to get out of bed?
@TrkReznor How many times to you get beyond pissed at a video game?
My favorite :)
How often do you fail at impersonations?
How often do your nipples fall off in this freezing ass weather?
How often do you sit down to dinner at the table with your family?
How often does someone wake you up from deep sleep?
Hw often do you wish your cat would stop getting fur all over your clothes?
How often do you play jeopardy?
As a Type II Diabetic, how often do you check your blood glucose levels?
How often do you annoy somebody on Fluther
How otfen you spell otfen wrong?
ask if I’ll ever be truly known?
Fuck I am a bummer on this thread…
hmmm
try to figure out how many licks it does take to get to the center of a tootsie pop..
How often would I like spa treatments?
How often do you brush your teeth?
How often do you go to the bathroom?
how often do you exercise? how often do you fuck [lucky sob]? how often do you eat vegetables? how many times do you go to work in a week?
How often do you scratch your boob?
How many times a week do you get drunk? And also, it’s seven days a week.
check your bank account for the next payroll check to go thru…even though it was never payday on either of those days…
How often does your boss send you home to take a shower?
How often do you read more than 20 pages in a good book?
@marinelife & the quality control posse. Too bad eh :¬)
How often do you see a monkey in a tuxedo?
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