I don’t remember anything about leaving my first job. I was happy to be on my way back to school.
My first real long-term full-time job lasted for 8 years. I left quietly, without telling anyone but the boss. I just took a few personal things in a bag, picked up my potted plant, and departed without a word. No good-bye, nothing. Three days later I moved out of state. I’ve always regretted doing it that way.
Except for the one time that my boss came to my house on a holiday and fired me, all my other departures have been voluntary and cheerfully cordial, usually with a party or farewell luncheon.
The last time was my actual (early) retirement a little over a year ago. Over a period of several days I carried out boxes. On the last day, I put a few final things into a box, handed in my laptop computer and badge, and exited. I had written a funny poem in anticipation of the event (I was one of many who had opted for an “enhanced” retirement package on the same date), and as I went out the door for the last time, I recited the ending of the poem aloud to myself.
And then, as the door swung shut and latched electronically behind me, barring my badgeless return, I exhaled the last of corporate air and inhaled freedom.
All the way down the road between building after building after building of this huge corporation, I waved good-bye and called out to each one (“Bye, Building 30…bye, Building 13…bye, Building 11…6…3…8…”) and then turned the corner, literally and figuratively. When I got home I screamed as I walked in the door: “I’m free!”
That was my last day.
I do some freelance work now as an independent professional, but I will never inhabit a cubicle again as long as I live.