Shall we exchange our virtual holiday gifts here? All Jellies are welcome!

I came across this, and immediately thought of breedmitch. Happy holidays, Breed!

Here’s one for you and your family, Mama Auggie.

My ‘gift’ has no picture or link.

It is simply…Good tidings to all! :-)

Merry Christmas @lucillelucillelucille ;)

@Cruiser -Thank you very much! Merry Christmas to you too! :)

Happy Holidays to everyone:)

this is for Bendrew for the office

This. It didn’t come out the first time. Hope this works.
Oh, the gift is for Bobo. The very first one would be his. I know he will love it.

For, lucillelucillelucille.

@jillthetooth Adam Cartwright Your gift, with lurve.

@chyna

Hey, I want Antonio Banderas under my tree. lol

For, psychocandy.

@chyna : I’m swooning! Here’s a littlt something for you, and of course, we can’t forget Molly, too!

@Jude-Thank you! This will make your trips to your girlfriend’s adventuresome:)

For chyna, a job, or better yet, a good looking rich man to take care of her and treat her like a queen. For Jillthe tooth, some short term memory, for Cruiser a new Stratocaster, for lucille a wackier sense of humor, she has to lighten up, and for all the jellys Merry Christmas.

@Adirondackwannabe – XD I am sending you a Paso horse or one of those long-haired cows XD

@lucillelucillelucille Nothing better than dancing horses and emo cows. XD

@Coloma I’ll get you some corn for the goose.

@Coloma Antonio does not look like he used to . You’d be quite surprised. Best to go back at least ten years for your pick. lol

@augustlan My gift to you for putting up with my grumpiness and for having a bad week last week.

@JilltheTooth Thank you! I think that is the same poster I had in my bedroom. Molly says thanks too. I think she’s in love.
@Adirondackwannabe Thank you, I think the gift of a job would be perfect. Also one for your very own.

@Adirondackwannabe : Here’s something for you, so you can have us all come visit and where you can throw some truly awesome Jelly parties!

For Katawagrey, an evening with him of brain-picking and brainstorming.

@JilltheTooth Here’s something for you and all the other dog lovers. www.thewolfmountainnaturecenter.org
It’s where I was this past weekend. Amazing place.

OK, mine is for all of my fellow jellies, so get ready to catch everyone…....
<throws mountains of hugs for fellow jellies>
thanks for keeping me company all year honeys, making me smile (and sometimes cry too) happy holidays and here’s to a fabulous 2011 for everyone
hugglys xx

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3232/2892523383_2de6cd2492.jpg for the insured survival of @symbeline and @theone132

For @marinelife, @JilltheTooth, @Augustlan, @chyna, @Simone, @Jude, @Miss Austen, @nebule, @whatthefluther and to all Jellies:

Here’s a song from me to you. Here’s hoping for a great (or even moderately better) 2011!

These are for @BoBo1946 to give to Sadie.

@Adirondackwannabe

Thanks, can always use another sack o’ corn. lol

@Aster
Definitely a retro Antonio, yeah, old Antonio is a fading bloom now!

For @worriedguy

For @mama_cakes Apparently no such thing exists, so I had to pull some strings.

For @noelleptic My husband picked the color, I hope it’s okay. ;)

and

For @Jill You asked for it. I remember. haha.

I don’t think I’m done. :) Happy Holidays, folks.

@JilltheTooth: Best present ever!!!! Here is one for you. :) Hopefully, you didn’t already get this one too. :P

@Adirondackwannabe: Check your pm’s. ;)

@TheOnlyNeffie: You get the wine too. :)

@KatawaGrey No joke, I have “feta” in my image search bar as we speak. What an awesome gift, thank you. :)

@KatawaGrey : When can I expect delivery??? ;-))))))
@TheOnlyNeffie : This guy is keeping Armageddon, as per my request, so you don’t have to worry…

@JilltheTooth lol, I love it.

@janbb : Someone singing it back atcha!

@Jill Thank you! How did you know Georgio was a friend of mine?

@TheOnlyNeffie Perfect! You even got the temperature right. I will gladly share!
Merry Christmas (I selected “grape”.)
It’s almost as soft, warm, practical, and good looking as you. ;-)
Stay warm!

From me,musical gift Huron Carol.
I’m an agnostic,but the pure music is too beautiful to care about it religious content

And this is for Jeruba.

Thanks for reminding me @janbb ! To Jeruba I give this, and there’s a nice Turkish restaurant nearby for dinner.

I send for everyone…. ((((((Hugs)))))

To @Jude , I give security and peace of mind.

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6015/96870486fx7.jpg&imgrefurl=http://forums.overclockers.com.au/showthread.php%3Ft%3D544382&usg=__Ul9gFGeBL9aIG-Me0ehM5ZDbrb4=&h=600&w=785&sz=70&hl=en&start=0&sig2=Scsorot7GXGxh0KVoYvZ1Q&zoom=1&tbnid=N0Aku9MaiKBJQM:&tbnh=132&tbnw=170&ei=lJAGTbKlIIWglAeJ3MnXCQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dalcohol%2Bcollection%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1041%26bih%3D401%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=415&vpy=73&dur=19219&hovh=196&hovw=257&tx=129&ty=112&oei=spEGTfeaMYaBlAfu77HXBg&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=10&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0 this is for the collective…Merry Christmas!!!

I like, Jilly. :)

@chels Pick one, but just one

Sorry, couldnt link it properly…it was some drinks for you guys. Ohh well, alittle more practice i guess….Merry Christmas anyway.

To enhance the good tidings I give one bottle of wine for every jelly from my fav. neighborhood vineyard.

http://www.venezio.com/wines.html

I recommend the Meritage. ;-)

I’m just gonna go ahead and give a ridiculously big hug to everyone who isn’t part of this popularity contest. Cool? Cool.

Don’t mod me, bro. Everyone else needs love too.

@rangerr: Hey, she’s my mom, I have to give her something. ~

@rangerr – Thanks! Back at ya.

One of these for all the jellies. And one of these for the home office.

@chyna LOL! <3

For @rangerr

I’m totally getting this shirt for Only138.
(Knowing him though, he probably already has it. XD) Still, I find it pretty cool that a character like Captain Spalding would get his picture on such a poetic looking shirt.

I’m getting this movie for Michael Huntington. Because he totally needs to see it and I know he’ll love it.

Vunessuh will get this bundle from me. She knows why. I might be tempted to keep it though…if that happens, she can have me. I’ll tie a Xmas bow in my hair and shit.

I’ll give this to Deliasdancemom, if everyone in Pittsburgh doesn’t have some already. I just know she’s cool enough to be all like, fuck garden gnomes, I want zombies.

I’m not sure what to get for Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard…he likes firearms and antiques…so I hope he likes this gun that kinda looks like a mini tommygun.

And I’m making this little treat for Bob.

for @jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities

To all the fellow bacon loving jellies link

And to all the non-bacon loving jellies, though I never thought that was possible, I give: link

Anyone else not covered by this…I have beer. :)

@Symbeline im showing my hubby that, he wll totally buy that!

Let’s see, guacamole for the mods for starters, coffee for several of my favorite jellies (you know who you are), and I am having the Best of Fluther Relationship Advice bound to share with next year’s sufferers of teen angst (the reviewers really liked the section on How to Jam UR BFF’s FB so UR BFF don’t F UR BF and too many others to count)!

To @lucillelucillelucille
http://www.mimialamode.com/
http://www.ar15builder.com/

@Kayak8 you just made me snicker. That’s really good!

Thanks @cak I’ll take the beer and bacon.

@deliasdancemom Do it! It’s the coolest thing a yard could possibly have. Hell I don’t even have a yard and I want one.

@Symbeline

What, no pink Flamingos? lol

@chyna yum. sounds like a perfect combination.

@Coloma Only if they’re zombies. XD

@all – the full cost of the 12 Days of Christmas, paid in dollars.

@prolificus very good!

This shirt for @Symbeline
For @Rangerr and @Sarcasm, I’d give them both gift certificates for thinkgeek.

I am not that rich but..hey it’s virtual,right!? So here are my expensive virtual gifts for all of you.

For everyone, a random photo from the internets.

…IF YOU DARE. :)

@noelleptc
No fair! I want the cosmos for Christmas! Who made you the real estate agent of the universe? lol

@noelleptc oh you shouldn’t have! Far too generous. :)

This is for @timtrueman

:D

Since we each enjoy sharing a piece of our minds; I offer to all, that elusive, rare, and thoroughly satisfying Peace of Mind. Enjoy the season.

@Sunny2 A pillow pet for you. =)

Four calling birds, three French Hens, two Turtle Doves and a Partridge in a pear tree

To satisfy Seazen’s bird fetish. :-)

For all the jellies (including me, too… please Santa?) who need a cash infusion.

For Chyna, Jillthetooth, and all of the other super dog lovers.

For Gailcalled and all the other cat slaves owners.

For Jeruba, ETPro, Fiddle/Bastard, and all our writer jellies.

@Symbeline, that’s a pepperbox… I almost bought one once! Here’s your gift in return!

@augustlan, right click, save as. Awesome. Here’s yours.

This is for @rangerr.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard: I know that one’s for Auggie but can I have one too? :) Btw, this is for you.

@augustlan: One of these guys will be right over to give you a holiday massage. Or all of them, whichever you prefer. ;)

@Dog: For your enjoyment.

@rangerr: Subtract thirty years and enjoy. :)

For each and every mod, along with my undying gratitude.

For each and every jelly, with love.

For mrentropy, the spirit of this, hopefully not including spam.

@Cruiser These are for you :))

This is for @psychocandy.
Here’s one for @chyna.
For my fellow mods.
This one is for all the moms on Fluther, especially @gimmedat and her new little guy.

@SuperMouse ; Here ya go.
And to all who make Fluther one of my favorite place, for you.

@SuperMouse Congratulate @gimmedat for me!

How thoughtful @partyparty!! Thank you! Here is a complete set for you! :))

@noelleptc

I can see your ad now. haha

Awesome cosmic property available at a steal.
Bring the kids and pets and build your dream home in this undeveloped star nursery!
Gaseous building pad in place, and all solar heating from 4 orbiting suns.
An eternity of power at your disposal!

Enjoy fabulous views from your spacious star deck while the 7 moons of Galileo light up your night time Bar B Ques!

Nearest neighbors 1.8 million light years away!

All offers considered and owner will carry until the next solar eclipse. ;-)

Don’t miss this opportunity to own a piece of your very own heaven in this inter galactic paradise!

@KatawaGrey Yay! tennis balls!

@Dog : You know they’ll all end up under the couch til someone big with thumbs comes along and frees them, don’t you?

For @CyanoticWasp, a free membership in www.moveon.org. (If only he were more leftwing!)

Sheesh, apparently I don’t know you guys well enough to pick out gifts you’d like! Here’s a hug for everyone.

@willworkforchocolate Your gift

@noelleptc @chyna LOL! Damn, you guys are gonna end up giving me weight gain for Christmas! Mmmmm.

For everyone who has a dog.

For Monty Python fans.

Something useful for @deliasdancemom and @Symbeline.

For anyone who’s felt lonely.

For everyone who needs to relax.

@noelleptc It’s perfect and just my size! here’s the keys to the dream house for you and your little one.

For @MissAnthrope I think I know what you like. try not to eat it all at once :-)

For @erichw1504 a little diversion

For @papayalily, a little romance

I don’t know if she’s here anymore, but I know that Delirium would most certainly enjoy this gift. And, I’d love to watch her enjoy it. Merry O O. I mean Ho Ho!

@Cruiser Oooh Moet my favourite. Many thanks. Now go play a tune for us!!

@partyparty Look what a little practice can do!!

@JilltheTooth you found my keys!!! You are officially my new hero! Merry Christmas!

@Cruiser Oh my goodness… that is the funniest thing I have seen in a long, long time LOLLLLLLLLLL

@SuperMouse ; I’ve been searching ever since I first saw that! Small rip in the couch cushion. They migrated inside. Found this in there for you, too!

@Blueroses – BEST GIFT EVER.

@MissAnthrope You could gift me any leftovers.

@Adirondackwannabe – Oh, trust me.. there won’t be any leftovers. :)~

@MissAnthrope That’s what I was afraid of.:( Amazing eyes.

@Adirondackwannabe – I know.. she makes me swoon. Can you hear the birds chirping above my head?

For all the Jellies who don’t celebrate Christmas or Hannukah,or any other religious holiday (or even Kwanza)

http://www.festivuspoles.com/pages/festivus/me_and_my_festivus_pole/content/010_large.html

@Michael_Huntington That’s totally awesome, arigatou. :D

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard That’s…a pepperbox. Omg lol. XD And that’s an awesome zombie. Sexy ribs!

This for all the non-fatties.

@josie -For you! :)
@noelleptc -Have a serval :)

For the guys at the home office: Robotic Air Jellyfish!

OMG – I wanna Air Jelly or to be an Air Jelly or to make love to an Air Jelly….

The Air Jellyfish is so cool in a creepy kind of way.

@chyna It does have a little creep factor.

@chyna – if we drink the beer, eat the bacon and then watch the air jelly…maybe not so creepy. I guess that depends on how much beer.

@cak Perfect. We’ll just drink as much beer as it takes.

I’ll bring the bacon.

Beer and bacon? Count me in! I’ll bring this so we can have some seriously inappropriate fun!

Beer, bacon, inflatables and projectiles…
Never let it be said that we don’t know what it means to par-tay!

I just bought myself these. Shall I bring them along??? :-)))

@JilltheTooth You bought them?! Too fabulous!! I’m jealous.

The minute I untangle them, up they go! Maybe while Fluther is down for amintenance.

@JilltheTooth The perfect party accessory!

@Blueroses: Yep. We can fry up the bacon and fling things.

I’d like to give away a copy of my novel to any Jelly

1) who enjoys long 700-pages epic books
2) who loves science fiction
3) and who’s had a bit of a rough time because of the economic crisis

The gift goes to the first Jelly who sends me a PM.

@mattbrowne : Damn. Already bought it. Better be good!

@JilltheTooth – Enjoy! And please let me know what you think.

@mattbrowne I pm’d you! Was I first?? Was I? Huh, huh? Was I? ::bounces up and down::

Quick! Give that girl a squeaky toy!

Wow. I received two messages at the same time. So, I’ll make it two gifts.

Thanks for making it two. I felt like I stepped on a smurf when I saw her answer.

@mattbrowne You give us all a gift, just be being here. What a sweetheart you are!

It’s so amazingly wonderful to be here :-)

@mattbrowne ; Sounds like Auggie’s sucking up…maybe she wants one too!
Btw, I noticed that it’s PART ONE! Are two and three in the works? Am I going to be left hanging? I get cranky!

@JilltheTooth – I found a co-writer on Fluther for the sequels. We’ll continue the work in 2011. No, you won’t be left hanging. Number one is one story.

@mattbrowne : Phew! I’m always afraid I’ll be left hanging, then I’d have to worry about your personal safety… ;-)

@mattbrowne The co-writer is a jelly? Whaaaaaaa?

@mattbrowne Very very cool sir!! Had no idea! I likey! Impressive reviews…“The plot has been done before; however, author Matt Browne has given it much more thought. (In fact, there were times I believed Browne’s version bordered on genius!)”

@mattbrowne I’m more of a paranormal reader than a science fiction reader, but after reading the plot and the reviews, I’m considering giving your book a go.

I’ll ask @A… if it’s okay with him to let the Fluther community know who’s the co-writer. I’ve got a quite demanding day job, so the first book had taken me 10 years (1998–2007)...

Having two writers will hopefully speed up the process. But we gonna need a lot of peer reviewers.

There are some creepy elements in the plot. Some of the technology in 2061 might look like paranormal stuff today!

@mattbrowne Ooh, ooh! I wanna’ review!

@augustlan – Thanks, that’s great. We’ll get back to you.

<Runs through the room naked, screaming “Happy Hannuchristanzaafestule” to everyone>

I’ve been in the eggnog today.

@WillWorkForChocolate It shows.

I’m giving everyone a hug because I’m feeling sad about the future of Fluther right now.

{{Hugs to all}}
Not feeling very virtually festive now.

Auggie and the entire moderator staff get huge hugs for all they have to deal with today.

Keep smiling, jellies.

Hugs and love going back to all of you. <3

How did I miss this?? Scuse me. I have some shopping to do. NO PEEKING!!

Wait… what? What the heck happened while I was gone today?

@WillWorkForChocolate

Refer to all my above ‘What?’ posts! lol

@Coloma I finally saw about the Twitter thing. Is everyone seriously worried about what this may bring about? I have no idea how to feel about it.

@WillWorkForChocolate

I’m unphased…would miss it, but…one fluther closes and another fluther opens is my mantra. ;-)

Today I give one perfect ‘happy brownie’ to all, and to all a good night! ;-)

Whew!...all that baking and now. today the little red hen enjoys the fruits of her endeavors. lol

The gift humanity needs most is true peace on Earth.