(NSFW) What if you were having sex and you farted?

I suppose if you live long enough you will experience it. I can only imagine that laughter would ensue.

If you can’t laugh, you’re with the wrong person.

Im talking about a big hard one…

Deeper penetration…i’m talking balls deep man. Just that extra little zap!:¬)

They wouldn’t be able to hear it over my screams.;)

I’m with @lucillelucillelucille! That’s what I was going to say :)
But really, if it hasn’t happened yet, it will someday.

Just as @gailcalled said, if you can’t laugh you’re with the wrong person. I had a guy fart and it was a potent smell, we ended up laughing so hard our stomachs hurt. Sometimes a good laugh like that shared with someone you care about is better than sex. In that case it was ‘cause man did it stink

then that could be a test to see if that person is really worth having?

If I farted during sex, I’d end up in a low earth orbit! :-)

@EGGIE – I don’t know about you, but I can’t fart on command!

It’s happened before, we laughed, we got over it.

I’m with lucille and Seelix’s first answer. If you can hear something like that you’re not paying enough attention to your partner’s pleasure.

Bodies make noise, sometimes unexpectedly. No big deal!

I’m much more concerned with my issue of lighting candles while having sex.

The ultimate in the burning bed.

Come on baby light my fire!

Uh oh..the curtains have spontaniously combusted at critical mass!

True story! lol

What do you mean “if”? ;-) That just seems inevitable if you’re getting some often as ya should be.

However, if for some reason it caused a “stink,” I would just say it was one of those sweaty body-farts that happen when y’all are rubbing up against each other.

Those are hilarious too.

I would laugh it off and keep going. After all we are both adults and farting is a natural thing as well as sex.

If it ever were to happened to me I’d finish, then call my closest friends and tell them all about it while rolling around laughing!

I may even post it in Facebook status!!!!

I’d much rather deal with a fart than get chomped by teeth. That really hurts.

You mean that hasn’t happened yet? Are you a teenager, or just terribly inexperienced?

Just icing on the cake!

I am totally with @gailcalled and the others who say that if it is a big deal, you are in the wrong relationship. Been there. Done that. Still with the guy. The one who freaked out about it is now my ex-husband.

Well the smell couldn’t be any worse lol

@SuperMouse Yes, but are you a space traveler?

I’m assuming you’re talking about a man doing the farting, but I could be wrong. If it hasn’t happened already, it will. And most of the female fluthers probably know that the “lady parts” make that same sound ; } There’s an icky terminology that goes with it that I shan’t mention.

You just gotta laugh and continue on…

@Kardamom Males know what the sound and the name are.

It’s nothing, irrelevant.

Do what everyone else does, blame it on the dog

Nothing would happen, we’d laugh – we fart around each other all the time, it’s healthy.

Mature people would laugh about it and move on or ignore it.

Immature people would make fun of their partner or make a huge deal about it.

Yeah, I’ve eaten at the Y and due to the pressure, the girl’s body did it naturally. I’m a tiger, I don’t hear anything and if it doesn’t sound like you’re making meatballs or mixing macaroni salad, you’re doing it all wrong anyway :D Ha ha ha!!! Yes, I’m here all week. Tip jar is on the bar :)

@spykenij – Oh my. Making meatballs or mixing macaroni salad… you’re right, but it just sounds so wrong when you put it that way!

I know :) I’m pretty descriptive.

Farting? What about all the other noises? I chuckle thinking about the noises/sounds that just come out of us women. I really chuckle when I think about a time when I guess I was coming back to some sort of “coherency” from my let’s say, “out of body” experience and realized, “oh, that’s ME doing all that “screaming and moaning”!!!!! lololol

The one time I remember my boyfriend doing this, neither of us commented and I essentially pretended I didn’t notice it, but really, I wouldn’t comment on it anyway. No big deal; stuff happens.

Isn’t it funny how we worry about inconsequential stuff like this? With me, it’s that + snoring. Oh, how I fantasize about being in such a close and committed relationship that we would love and accept each other for exactly for who we are and never give a thought to any bodily sound except, from the vocal chords, the words “I adore you.”

@spykenij I couldn’t have said it better myself! High 5!

I think farting during sex is awesome.

@spykenij I was going to make macaroni salad for lunch tomorrow. Now I think I shan’t.

@gailcalled Perfect answer!

I recently had a big revelation about what love is. I now believe love to be feeling comfortable farting in front of someone. I never hesitate farting in front of my parents and brother, and my very best friends. Add Grandma to that list after living with her last summer. Some of my newer friends, I wouldn’t fart in front of.

This is how I know I haven’t been in love yet, since I’ve never felt comfortable farting in front of my boyfriends.

So if you fart during sex and you don’t care, congratulations, you’re on the way to love!

I’ve actually wondered if, when somebody becomes aroused, their farting responses turn off. I’ve had so many occasions where I’ve been farting all day, and I have a guy coming over that night so I’m nervous, but then the farting just stops short when I need it to. Pretty great. Could it be non-coincidental?

If so, I’m totes jumping on the Intelligent Design bandwagon.

I am pleased to say that so far I have never actually farted during sex but as @Kardamom has pointed out, the “lady parts” can make fart like sounds. This happens to me every so often, especially in certain positions and I was mortified the first time but now, we just laugh. In fact, I sometimes think that my boyfriend deliberately makes me “fart” because it amuses him!!!! We call them fanny farts (fanny has a different meaning in the UK to what it does in America!)

@Leanne1986 Has the term “queef” made it across the ocean yet?

Well, fanny has, thanks to Irvine Welsh anyways haha.

@sliceswiththings I’ve not heard it. That’s so funny though!

@sliceswiththings I’ve heard it before, but I’m not sure where. Wouldn’t be on Monty Python would it?

@Leanne1986 and @Adirondackwannabe really?? It’s a commonly used word in the US for a vagina fart. It’s your responsibility to spread it around the U.K now!! “Fanny fart” is nice but many syllables.