Fill in the blank: I have a really big_________.

I have a really big sinus headache :(

student debt load… I got sick in the second year and student loans agreed to pay for my medication and then they forgot to give me the money for the medication’s…. then I failed out and became bitter for 5 years until I said something aggressive to a outreach worker about student loans and got in trouble..now I Fluther and sleep 16 – 21 hours a day

I have a really big collection of journals. Most have been given to me as gifts, but I can’t write in one until I’ve finished the first. And depending on my mood, I can either frequently or rarely write in one. So, I don’t think I’ll ever finish the collection I have, meaning I don’t think I could possibly fill up every single book with my own words. It presents itself as quite a challenge.

Dog.

Fear of talking to girls!

left foot.

I also have a big sinus headache! And I have a really big beautiful bed that I am currently in!

Big feet,13 medium.

Cock. My aunt has raised them for awhile and gave me one.

IHARB cuddly husband. 6’3 225lbs.

@Blackberry LMAO!

@Blackberry What are you going to do with it? :)

@Dutchess_III Well, hopefully he can find some nice pussycat to play with his big cock

lol!! you guys are BAD!!

Dog. He’s a male Akita, but exceptionally large for his breed. But he’s my baby.

Blank. ;)

@Dutchess_III Yeah, he has a pussycat to play with, and this one should satisfy her because she always hurts the small cocks. I’m not very good at this

collection of Precious Moments.

Resolution on my laptop. 1920×1080 is huge.

Vocabulary. :)

@Haberdasher When Rick and I go to Pittsburgh we pass right my the Precious Moments museum! Heh!

@Haberdasher Oh wow. I’m not the only one. I have a huge collection of Precious Moments too! We’re automatically best friends now. I hope you know this. XD

@Everyone Thanks for all of your answers. :)

Suppurating pustule on my ass.

Ego.

c’mon, i fucking love me

…problem with getting rid of stuff.

Stuff attaches itself to me as if I were made of Velcro. I can’t move it out of my life faster than it moves in. Papers, books, other stuff. It’s an ongoing struggle.

Mouth (nah, jk, you all know how shy, demure and retiring I am!)

…issue with not using my time well.
I’m lazy as hell.

Penis.

somebody had to say it, might as well be me.

I can verify @Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard‘s claim, guys.

Meatloaf for @lucillelucillelucille Here, Catch!!

… passion for knowledge and critical thinking.

fear of seperation/abandonment

@Cruiser Here! Have a big wildebeest!!

Happy holidays to you too @lucillelucillelucille!! Widebeest Roast for Xmas…yum! Wildebeest, meet my friend Mr. Remington….

Penis. Might as well be me too.

Pshhhh.. I thought my really big wang was a given. No?

@MissAnthrope It was, to me. At least, one hopes :)..we should cross swords.

…mess in my living room.

Snowblower. 850 pounds of raw, snow chompin’ power. It takes 3 hours to get it on my tractor -chains, wheel weights, hydraulics. At wide open throttle, I can shoot snow from my driveway up, over the street, and bury my neighbor’s car.
Muhaahahaa! He’s powerless!

Of course it means I have to do all my neighbors’ driveways. Damn it!

@Simone_De_Beauvoir – En garde!

May I watch?

@Simone_De_Beauvoir – You still have one? I thought you were post-op… :-p

…pile of guns.

@HungryGuy I always have at least one.

@Simone_De_Beauvoir – Good for you. I like having one, too :-D

Head. Most hats look awkward on me and cause headaches after a short period wearing them. I have only recently found a hat I can wear all year that doesn’t have these problems.

@SavoirFaire – It’s your giant brain.. I have the same problem. Big heads unite! ;)

@MissAnthrope Solidarity! My wife says she fears the day we have children because she is convinced they’ll all have my giant head.

Well if we’re starting a club I need to mention my gigantic melon.

Giant brains, I’m telling you. Get enough of us together and we will rule the world!!