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I wonder what our forefathers reaction would have been in this situation?

Asked by john65pennington (29268points) December 22nd, 2010

Picture this moment: It’s July 4, 1776 and our forefathers are gathered in Congress to sign The Declaration of Independence. The 58 delegates each have a quill ink pen in hand, ready to affix their signature to this famous American historical document. Suddenly, an outsider enters the Congressional Chambers and begins to handout Pentel liquid gel ink pens, to replace their quill ink pens for the signing. Question: what do you think their reaction and words would have been? Remember, this is 1776.

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JilltheTooth's avatar

Pretty sure Ben Franklin would have taken it right in stride and loved the idea, tracked down the inventor and invested. The others would have been genteely kerflummoxed.

CyanoticWasp's avatar

Since the Declaration was only “adopted by Congress” on 4 July 1776, that’s the date that we celebrate. But no one knows for certain when it was actually signed. Some scholars think it may have been on the 2nd of August of that year.

So I think the signers would have said, “A pen? You think a pen is going to make a difference here? Dude, this is midsummer in Philadelphia! Bring us electricity and a room air conditioner, stat.”

john65pennington's avatar

Wasp. your answer made me laugh. good answer.

CyanoticWasp's avatar

All I can add to that is that it’s a good thing that they didn’t have air conditioning or they might still be debating the Declaration, and if they had television then they certainly would have called off the Revolution as they watched the terrible news come in day after day.

JilltheTooth's avatar

@john65pennington : and mine didn’t? Geez. And I try so hard!!!

john65pennington's avatar

Jill, i believe in fair play and i just overlooked it. here you go. jp

Dutchess_III's avatar

Um….I think they would have said “WTH??”, signed the Dec. with their own quill pens, then got together later that night and and examined the new pens. And then they would have said “WTH! Why didn’t we think of this? It’s such a simple concept!”

Cruiser's avatar

He would have been taken to Area 51 to never be seen or heard from ever again.

JilltheTooth's avatar

At that time it was probably Area 2.

Dutchess_III's avatar

LOLing here!

john65pennington's avatar

Do you think the forefather cussed or was profanity invented by modern man???

Dutchess_III's avatar

They cussed!

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

The first caveman that dropped a rock on his foot cursed, so yeah, they cursed.

Jeruba's avatar

Wasn’t profanity invented in plenty of time to be mentioned in the Ten Commandments?

FutureMemory's avatar

I really feel bad I assumed this question was going to involve Arizona in some way :(

Brian1946's avatar

@john65pennington

“Do you think the forefather cussed or was profanity invented by modern man???”

Per http://www.merriam-webster.com/netdict.htm :

“Origin of FUCK
akin to Dutch fokken to breed (cattle), Swedish dialect fókka to copulate
First Known Use: circa 1503”

“Origin of SHIT
Middle English *shit, from Old English scite; akin to Old English -scītan to defecate
First Known Use: circa 1526”

Thanks to their glorious European heritage, there’s a good chance that some cuss words were available to them even then. :-p

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