What lies have you told lately?

You calling me a liar?
Ok, I just told @adirondackwannabe that I used a condom my first time I had sex. That was a lie.

This answer is a lie.

I told my friends son that Santa Clause is real.

none, i don’t lie often, i tend to save that for special occasions.

I told someone they are smarmy,when I really meant that he is very smarmy.

I said I watched a video.

I haven’t told any lies today. I’ve only been up a few hours though, so the day is still young, who knows what will come of it. I usually don’t lie though, so I won’t be surprised if I don’t tell any.

no woman, no lie.

@noelleptc Pretty much….it got boring so I stopped watching and fast forwarded to the end. ;)

I said I thought someones shirt was cool when it wasnt

…actually I lied, never said that ha =p

I’m too much of a sucker and honest to lie much. Chyna, you’re vermin. Nope, still don’t lie much.

@Adirondackwannabe Hey, I fessed up!

@chyna You’re still vermin.
I usually only use that looks good on you type of lie.

@Cruiser Thanks

@lucillelucillelucille That is my smarmy side talking and I lied!! ;)

@Cruiser whatever

@Cruiser Lucille will kill me for this (This parts true) But she thought your comment was funny. (That parts a lie).

I’ve been using Fluther for a few minutes!

I told someone I liked their Christmas present but I didn’t.

I told my mom that it was the dog who farted.

@lucillelucillelucille I watched that video and it made me 56238956239x’s more excited for you! I can’t wait for you to have it done. Good luck, Banana. I love you. :)

Oh, I almost forgot about the “I won’t cum in your mouth” one.
@Vunessuh I love bananas too!

@Vunessuh You are a good friend.Thanks

I can’t give a humorous answer about lying, especially lying to a child. I think lying is inexcusable.

My mother was hovering today, because I had a rough day yesterday. She came over, cooked and cleaned up the kitchen. She made a soup I can’t stand. It has chunks of tomatoes in it, and no matter how often I tell her this, she insists I like the soup.

I lied; ate half and told her I was full. I know. I’m going to pay for that lie.

None at all, if you don’t count this one.

@cak Yes you are… but in a good way.

About a year and a half ago, I told myself I would stop lying. I discovered how pointless it can be. Since then I haven’t lied. Maybe I said somethings since then that I knew to be true at the time, but turned out to be false. Anyway, I do not lie ever anymore.

“Oh yeah babe…it was great for me too…”