It's checkout time! What do you buy? fun game!

Condoms and dentures or diapers.

Bubble gum and suppositories

Twinkies and vodka

@everephebe LOL!

batteries and a toilet plunger

The biggest package of toilet paper available and those laxatives that look like chocolate bars.

cyanide and a shovel

Kool Aid and rat poison.

Lube and tampons.

KY and a Christmas tree star.

lingerie, and a cricket bat.

KY and anything else.

Ice cream, booze, and disposable cameras.

Yeah, it’s three things, but it has the added bonus of being a true story.

hehe

A bag of ice and a pillow.

My husband actually saw this.

Electric toothbrush and a Feminine hygiene product.

Dildo and a condolense card for the widow.

Divorce for dummies book and detachable showerhead.

Bourbon and baby food.

Lipstick remover, and flowers.

An axe and a first aid kit.

a drunk midget

aka let the baby loose

Hot sauce and a pregnancy test.

I dunno, first things that came to mind.

A three-toed sloth and a thong second things that came to mind XD

a kitten and a butcher knife.

A parakeet and a table saw.

A meat thermometer and a puppy.

Vicks Vap-O-Rub, a roll of pink insulation and elbow length rubber gloves.

A rubber hot water bag that I would really use as a hot water bag for pain / relaxation.. but unfortunately this item comes packaged as a enema kit / douche.

Clothes pins.

New Macbook Air and Balloon
Really??

A bag of adult diapers and a case of baked beans

dozen roses and bullets

Duct tape and champagne.

A hamster and a pie shell

A bathysphere and peacock feathers.

Cat Fancy Magazine and a big bottle of lube

@diavolobella OMG lol

condoms and a magnifying glass

cracked corn and ammo

A kitten and a fire extinguisher.

A case of laxatives and handcuffs.

I’d buy that for a dollar. :¬)

Tabasco sauce and a vibrator. Chocolate sauce would be more appropriate, but that wouldn’t raise any eyebrows.

LMAO @Adirondackwannabe!!

A microwave and a puppy.

Assless chaps and a top hat

A toaster oven and tadpoles.

Denture Grip and KY.

@WillWorkForChocolate Nice question. I’m going to have strange combinations going through my brain all day because of this. Oh, condoms and milkbones.

Eewww! LOL!

(True story) Oatmeal and a cucumber. (The clerk did give me a puzzled look!)

Handcuffs and jumper cables.

@Adirondackwannabe ow!
Marshmallows and hot sauce.

Power drill and vasoline.

A thong and a Bible.

A fifth of Jack Daniels and a baby bottle

Duct tape and clothespins

Viagra and extra strength aerosol spray-can deodorant.

@everephebe Viagra and Preparation H

A book on the scent glands of the skunk and a box of chocolates I could have sworn I posted this already, but I don’t see it…

I know a woman who once bought rum and a pregnancy test.

A snow globe and a syringe.

@AGN Wha…??? lol

She’s sick, @WillWorkForChocolate! Really sick! -She’d be dead if she lived here tho because she woke me up with a text at SIX A.M. in response to a txt I sent at a reasonable hour last night!

Tofu and Prime Rib.

ExLax and Depends.

Eewww! :P

Kitty litter and a spoon.

Porn mag and diapers.

Steaks and a sewing kit.

A grill and a cat.

Maxim magazine and peanut butter.

lmfao

Diaper ointment and a brillo pad

Chloroform and a cloth.

^ Good one.

A cute new cat… and Nair.

KY and Superglue.

OUCH!

A stumpy tub of lard and condoms

lmfao! That’s gonna have me laughing the rest of the day.

That’s probably going to leave a few people wondering. :)

A tank of helium and a box of condoms.

An enema kit and a can of Pennzoil.

A banana and a can of WD-40.

omg eewww! :P

Condoms and a blowtorch

KY jelly and a gerbil.

A bodybag and a tub of vaseline. Or a gerbil.

A gerbil and a can of WD-40?

You guys are cracking me up. Shit, I forgot that fluther is so sensitive about this sort of thing… I should say “You humans with dangly things between your legs are cracking me up!”

An enema kit and a family-sized bottle of Sunny D.

Oooh citrusy! lol

Hey – I was joking around about the gerbil – well, to each his own.

Pfft, that’s not what you said last night. Or the night before that. I’m afraid poor Gerry will never be the same now.

KY and a straw.