What if we all came with disclaimers?

Simone – Warning: She only looks like she’s a nice girl…God help you if you attempt to BS her on any topic she’s well-versed in.

Lucille:Will KYA if you act like jackass.Then point and laugh….and poke you with a stick…..and throw a pie in your face. ;)

Bunnygrl – likes hugs, not great in crowds, warning has a tendency to be sad without notice.

Facade– Warning!

AmWiser ~ Warning: don’t let the wiser fool you.

Cares about all mankind and wants to share life with others.

Warning! Beneath the tough exterior lies a marshmallow heart. Squish at your own risk.

WARNING- Alternates between cranky and cuddly. Doesn’t put up with any shit and has no problem calling you out, even in public. Has been known to explode with minimal provocation. Coos over babies and kittens and cries during the same movies, repeatedly. Loves making jokes. Any attempts to thieve her chocolate will result in loss of limb.

*Possible side effects from consorting with this person include the following but are not limited to: headhache, disbelief, rash spurts of anger, insomnia, temporary deafness, random hilarity, madness/temporary insanity, desire to bang one’s head against a wall, mild to severe irritation, incontinence, nausea, and sudden chocolate cravings.

*Please consult your doctor immediately if these symptoms persist or worsen.

Warning Coffeenut’s opinion is meant for entertainment/educational purposes only. Read any question/answer at own risk….Coffeenut or any affiliates claim 0 responsibility for any psychological or physical damage occurred wile reading or as a result of reading any said posts. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required.

Thank you.
Enjoy.

Allergen Warning: May contain traces of nuts, milk, soy, and wheat.

But don’t let that stop you.

Dog: Friendly, happy, eager to help. Easily distracted by moving objects, nature and wine. Will be your friend and understand your moods and love you anyway. WARNING: Fiercely loyal. Trolling or spamming triggers intruder defense mode and no prisoners are taken.

Coloma:

Disclaimer: Fun loving, playful, light hearted, positive, emotionally and mentally sound, generous with time, money & attention…but…doesn’t suffer fools gladly, behave like a Jackass and you WILL be swiftly culled from my happy herd. ;-)

Guaranteed to be filled with love for life.

Warning! Aggravated easily, depressed, will kick your butt if you tell her to “get over it”, can be relatively mean.

Etignotasanimum:
Warning- Has a weakness for candy and will bite if provoked while under the influence of its sugary goodness. Do not fraternize with Etignotasanimum when intoxicated, and do not operate heavy machinery after trying to explain physics to her.

[mod says] This is our Question of the Day!

First ucme…....now u don’t! That darned elusive pimpernel XD

Warning: A rewarding purchase but has many small moving parts that can easily break.

Disclaimer; Sym does not endorse sorrow and murder, she just wants someone to hug her. XD

Exposure to incendiary_dan may cause spontaneous learning, radical re-evaluation of your concepts of life and the world, simultaneous optimism and pessimism, and an uncontrollable urge to run and play in the woods.

Caution: Store in a warm place, do not expose to temperatures below 50F. Periodically steep in alcohol for best results.

Warning: Accident prone. Surgery prone. Makes odd faces at things. Eats the edges of her hamburger before eating the rest of the burger. Refuses to let most foods touch. Startles easily. Breaks out in hives when she is really angry. Will fight you over the remaining Swiss Cake Roll and don’t interrupt when she’s finishing a book she’s reading. OOOHHH… never, ever put the last piece of the puzzle in before she does. That’s just all kinds of bad. Can be socially awkward, but somehow can fake it enough to seem comfortable. Can’t stand long conversations on the phone. Thinks text thank you notes are a serious cop out and is not afraid to say so. Never ask for her opinion on something, unless you are prepared for brutal honesty.

Here’s the fine print. If you can survive all of that, you will find that she cares about people. Loves deeply and wants to find ways to make the world a better place. She enjoys simple things in life and loves her family more than she ever thought she could. She enjoys laughter and isn’t afraid to laugh. And she’s grateful for every single morning she sees and every sunset at night.

Warning! Remarks quickly made often are not filtered by brain.

Warning: This person will not hide his disagreement no matter how much he likes you, no matter how much money he owes you, and no matter how close you are to executing him.

(I assume the events leading to my death will start with me uttering the words, “now here’s why I think you’re wrong about that.”)

WARNING

Do not put unit under pressure or it may explode.
Do not get pi wrong around this unit or you will be subject to angry correction.
Do not take this unit’s fedora.
Do not call this unit’s fedora a fajita. OR ELSE.

@Math321 Nice. The fajita line really sells it.

Thanks. Some people call my hat a fajita just to annoy me.

Generous, magnanimous. Warning: intensely grouchy when tired. Has a long fuse that you might forget having lit.