Psychology. Really. They want us to take them seriously when they keep changing the DSM. That there is a DSM-IV means that the previous three were insufficient or else inaccurate, and there are no guarantees that IV, or V, or even VI are going to be any better. Keep your grubby paws offa my brain until you can get your theories straight!
Bacon. Yes, bacon is awesome, but not to the extent that its memetic presence would indicate.
iProducts. Most of them are the same thing in different sizes, with more or fewer features. All of them are overpriced, and their main selling point is the aesthetic angle. Sure, your iPad might be the slimmest, lightest PC evar, but my ThinkPad can actually handle a workload.
Facebook. Social networking sites in general. Yes, I went there.
“Green” as a selling point.
Diversity/discrimination/coexistance messages in media. We’re bordering on Soviet-grade propaganda, in terms of sheer density.
Barack Obama’s blackness. His melanin levels far exceed those of previous Presidents. That’s trivia, not something upon which to base an evaluation of his fitness as a leader, you pack of racists.
Starbucks.
The Bohemian lifestyle.
Bleach, Naruto, Death Note, and OnePiece. They have good qualities, but c’mon, people, they’re hardly Pulitzer material.