[NSFW] What is something kinky I can do for my boyfriend?

First, tell us what’s the kinkiest thing you’ve done with him so far? There’s no point in telling you to surprise him with handcuffs if you do that every other Saturday.

Yes yes.. lets have some dirt…

Well all your normal stuff. I offered useing a toy before but he did not see m to care. Handcuffs would be something and I have thought about it but no head borad to latch him to. I have woke him up with head and sex before and in the car when he was driving. We done anal and I enjoy it but he never seems to want to. I don’t think i can think of anything else out of the ordanary and I really need something great. I want him to be speachless and thats half of impossible for him as I said he is a SMARTASS!!!!

Bondage sheets are fun.

Breakfast in bed wearing only a maid’s apron.or serve yourself as breakfast in bed!

you can allow him to handcuff or silk scave tie you to a chair :D

Well, you could dress up – role play. He could be the pirate, you could be the wench, he could be the wolf, you could be Red Robin Hood.
You could get a ping-pong paddle, and he could spank you or you him.
You could tie each other to other furniture.

Have him paint you with liquid, rubber latex.

Also fun.

You could cover him in chocolate/maple syrup/whipped cream/honey/sushi (whatever you like) and like it off him.

Public places can be hot. a dressing room, elevator, etc

You could wear edible undies. You could paint him with edible paints. You could do it in the woods.

You could have him pick you up in a nice bar and pretend you’re strangers having a one night stand – maybe get a hotel room. Or, for a slightly kinkier version, you could play a hooker and he could play a jon.

I like the breakfast in bed with a dallas cowboy cheerleading costum thought/ briing out a tray of stuff i could eat/lick off and add in the edible undies as well . Also the chair thing is great but I’d tie him down I wish he would tie me up but it has to be something for him.

Not that I at all suggest this, but you could roll together… Who needs spinal fluid? (Technically, it is kinky…)

Wear heels, get him to lie down on his back (floor) and place one heel on his chest, then in his mouth. Also fun.

Where is my girlfriend at. I need to get laid, lol.

Id start by slapping the guy, he clearly doesn’t know what he’s got!

He deserves it he is a GREAT boyfriend!

You could shave his junk for him really sensually, then follow it up with some sex…

blindfold him and have him anticipate your every move. talk him through all you may or will be doing.

Tickle his balls. Then circle his asshole with your finger. He may like it!

No i grab his ass to piss him off. He is a guy guy nothing with his ass allowed. But i could tickle his balls with a fether.

How could I tie his hands down in bed with no headboard any ideas?

whispers bondage sheets!

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or shy of bondage sheets, a rope that runs under the bed

Get a dildo for you to use on him. Bet he’ll call uncle. LOL

You should be asking him what he wants done. We can toss out kinky pet projects to beat the band, but any one of them might be an absymal failure with someone who found it offensive, or simply silly. Find out what rocks his boat and doesn’t capsize yours.

We are all awaiting the outcome!
Do share if any ideas helped out! Eitherway, the sharing of ideas on the subject may add to tricks up ones sleeve. :D

@jessylee, Most of what you mentioned sounded like he was indifferent. Tell us what has worked for him.

I thought you could find a hot erotic poem, sit in his lap almost or fully naked and read it for him in your sexiest voice.

What thrills me is when my wife becomes a sexual creature and agressive, like climbing up and placing her sex on my face for me to pleasure orally. Totally unpromted by me.

Don’t know if any of this will work without knowing more about what has worked in the past.

@jessylee Most beds are on casters at all four cornors of the bottom of the bed. Take four belts, run the belt through like normal and tie the end with the holes to the casters. Tighten the belt up and it makes a perfect wrist or ankle restraint. If you tie it with something strong, or use wire, he isn’t going anywhere.

Go out at like 1 in the morning on a weekday to an area that isnt populated but could have anyone come through at any moment, and just fuck like rabid possesed animals. Scream. Spit in eachothers faces, piss on each other, Let him spank you for pissing in your panties, piss in your own mouth in front of him, rub dirt and mud on each other, bring in another person, maybe a stranger, tag team him, wrestle for real, winner fucks the loser, pretend to get raped, rape his ass for real, 69 until you squirt in his face, let him whip your boobs, step on his balls, streak in a populated area, throw your clothes in a river so the only way home is to walk naked and cold and full of shame, get some rock climbing gear, hang yourselves over a busy highway and fuck him till you both cum bucket-loads on the passing cars below.

Or you could light some candles, i don’t know.