What's the worst promise you ever made through a drunk text?

I’m physically incapable of sending texts when i’m drunk. In fact, my phone magically morphs into a teleporting device able to crash through the sound barrier & everyphin…....well, in my drunken stupor it does anyway.

As if I would ever answer this question! My drunken texts get deleted to the great dumpster of shame without further review in the morning.

Probably “Yeah, I’ll try to make it to [stupid dance bar I hate] a little later”. Then I continued to sit in the dive bar and drink cheap draft.

Texts from last night is a funny site.

OMG filmfann – thank you for that link!
Worst drunken text promise? to a lawyer friend that if he would get on a plane (in SC) and come to New Orleans, he could sleep in the same bed that was once slept in by me and several presidents (I was in the penthouse)... yeah.

I just sent that same lawyer a link to the drunk text to which he replied and I quote: “OMG when I saw the subject (Texts from Last Night), I thought I had run into you and just didn’t remember – oh what a night!!”