Heard any good jokes lately?

In a few threads, things have gotten too serious around here. Why don’t we lighten things up a bit, so tell a joke or provide a link to a favorite funny video or comic strip. Let’s just make sure it’s lighthearted.

I’ll start it off with a simple light bulb joke:

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A fish.